1 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:02,888 ♪♪ [fingers snapping] 2 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:05,674 ♪♪ [pop] 3 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:19,296 ♪ Your technique it leaves me weak ♪ 4 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:22,212 -[cat screeches] -♪ My heart knows it's the beat I seek ♪ 5 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:25,128 -♪ And I found it ♪ -♪ Just got lucky ♪ 6 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:29,089 -♪ Oh, yes, I found it ♪ -♪ Just got lucky ♪ 7 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,440 ♪ I never worry that your love is fake ♪ 8 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:35,356 ♪ I'm free and easy and I'm feeling jake ♪ 9 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,185 -♪ 'Cause I found it ♪ -♪ Just got lucky ♪ 10 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:41,536 -♪ Oh, boy, I found it ♪ -♪ Just got lucky ♪ 11 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:45,148 ♪ 'Cause I never felt this way before ♪ 12 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:05,037 -Morning, Oscar. -Morning, Miss Albright. 13 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,390 Finding a cab may take a while in this mess. No umbrella? 14 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:12,001 Really think I need one? 15 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,529 Guess not. 16 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,444 [laughs] 17 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:25,971 -[horn honks] -Thanks. Have a good one. 18 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,497 Oh. 19 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,847 Nice. Bye. 20 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,680 First stop, 66th and Broadway. 21 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,986 I need to be there in four minutes, please. 22 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,206 [laughs] Oh, yeah. That's gonna happen. 23 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,730 Hi. Dana? 24 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:48,777 MAN [on phone]: WNYH. You're caller seven. Can you name our mystery song? 25 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:52,650 -Oops. I did it again. Sorry. - That's right! You win! 26 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:57,002 Oh, that's like five greens in a row. 27 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,396 The force is strong this morning, boy. 28 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,964 Dana, it looks like I'm running a little early. 29 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,836 So I'm gonna make a stop at Balducci's. Muffin? 30 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,665 I am the master of my universe. Positive energy, positive results. 31 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:18,328 [dog yipping] 32 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:23,246 Oh, perfect. Taking the dog for a walk. 33 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:29,687 Good morning, Mr. Phillips. I want to introduce you to the hottest band in New York City. 34 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:33,343 -[dog yipping] -Magic time. 35 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:36,694 Oh, perfect! 36 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,436 Huh. Find a penny-- 37 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,395 [cloth tears] 38 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:44,093 [sighs] 39 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,797 Uh, Mr. Phillips? Excuse me? 40 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,669 [mutters, sighs] 41 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,985 MAN 42 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,905 -MAN -MAN 43 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,733 Bring it around. Bring it around. 44 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,257 That's it. 45 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:20,129 [chattering] 46 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,570 [elevator bell dings] 47 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,226 [sighs] 48 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,664 -MAN: Hey, hold it, please. -Oh. 49 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,409 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 50 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:51,160 -[dog yipping] -Come on, baby. 51 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,989 -[whimpers] -Baby made a poo-poo! 52 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,818 -Now, let's go. -[whistles] 53 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,781 Baby, your poo-poo's costing me. 54 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,306 [grunting] 55 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,483 Happy? 56 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,271 [dog whimpers] 57 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:18,230 -Hi. Good morning. -Mm-hmm. 58 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:29,938 [laughs] Sweet. 59 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,428 [groans] 60 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:48,217 [dog yipping] 61 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:54,310 JAKE: [grunts] Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 62 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,574 -What are you doing? Get off! -I'm sorry. Are you o-- 63 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,968 Look, I'm-- Let me help you up. Stop hitting me! 64 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,840 -Let me help you up! It was an accident! -Oh, my God! Help! 65 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,539 -Hey, you! Don't move! -This is not-- 66 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:08,455 -Help! Help! -This is not--not good. Not good. 67 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:11,240 -WOMAN: Somebody! -Stay there! 68 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:13,503 -MAN: Let me help you up! Come on! -WOMAN: Get that thing near me, and I'll smack it! 69 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:18,116 I need backup! 288 in the park! Hey, you! Stay there! 70 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,118 -WOMAN: I'll get you! -MAN: The button popped! 71 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,120 OFFICER: Green jacket, skull cap. Pursuing on foot. 72 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,558 We're making music here. We're not making chicken. 73 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,647 PHILLIPS: Well, get it done. We need this done. 74 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:30,564 MAN: Hello. Sir, excuse me! Good morning, Mr. Phillips! 75 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,957 -I have a brand-new-- -Got you! 76 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,264 -Mr. Phillips! -OFFICER: Give me your arm, pervert! 77 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,266 -Take a quick listen! -OFFICER: You smell like dog crap! 78 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:43,185 Hey, officer, could you take me to the 36th Precinct? 79 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,317 They're nice to me there. 80 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,494 [elevator bell dings] 81 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,366 You promise? 6:00? 82 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,890 Okay. I'll be the redhead who looks like this. 83 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,545 In that case, I'll be there at 5:30. 84 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,329 Okay. 85 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,636 -[elevator dinging] -[shouting] 86 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:04,032 Morning, Maggie. 87 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:06,295 Oh, what are you so chipper about? 88 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,776 [sighs] Brad Pitt and Jude Law had a baby, 89 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:10,778 and I just met him in the elevator. 90 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,736 WOMAN: Braden andamp; Company. Can I help you? 91 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:17,524 -Somebody ordered Balducci's. -Oh, yum. Excuse me. 92 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:20,004 What's happening on this body? Is this a new coat? 93 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,442 Yeah. Can you believe it? Sample sale. Fifty percent off. 94 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,357 -Ohh. -And her coat met someone. 95 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,752 David Pennington. Owner of the Boston Celtics David Pennington? 96 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,189 No, silly. It's his son. 97 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:35,150 Impressive. But I, too, had a really great morning. 98 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:37,935 Apparently, Saturn is in line with Neptune. 99 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,938 [chuckles] Dana, you know those things aren't exactly factual, right? 100 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:43,898 Ooh! Ooh! And my new song got a really polite rejection letter 101 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,161 from Two Tone Records. 102 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:49,643 But you know what they say: One door closes, and two doors open. 103 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:52,428 DANA: Speaking of doors, uh, the Phillips meeting-- When is it? 104 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,691 Now. 105 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,346 All right, I've gotta go take notes. 106 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,653 -DANA: Okay. -ASHLEY: I will see you guys after. 107 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,307 -Bye. Can I have one of those? -Do you want the bran? 108 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,663 Where is everybody? 109 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,535 -[alarm blaring] -[all shouting] 110 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:15,103 [shouting continues] 111 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,934 PHILLIPS: Look, our SoundScans last week were 470,000. 112 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,850 That's why we de-- Yes, we deserve to be at the front of the store. 113 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,722 Look, you tell him because I said so. 114 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:29,726 You tell him Damon Phillips said so. I'm hanging up now. 115 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,163 I thought we had a meeting. 116 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,730 Oh, they should be here soon. If you'd care to-- 117 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,427 MAN 118 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,821 This is a big insult. D. doesn't wait for anybody. 119 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,997 MAN No one. Okay? 120 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,782 And he is furious. Ain't that right? 121 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,914 It's true. I'm furious. 122 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:48,136 They should be here at any second. I promise. 123 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:52,444 -[alarm continues blaring] -WOMAN: Are you kidding me, people! Sara! Sara, do something! 124 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:03,107 Oh, look! I just got an I.M. from Miss Braden. 125 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:06,067 And it says she's doing some final touches... 126 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:09,592 on an extra special presentation for you, and she'll be right here. 127 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,813 Right. 128 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,511 Do you know how much Downtown Masquerade Records made last year? 129 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,514 Yes. 507 million, gross. 130 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:22,170 Therefore, you know how much each and every minute of my time is worth. 131 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,389 $964. 132 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,914 Damn, that's a lot of money. I didn't expect that. 133 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:29,220 MAN Yeah, and that includes the time that you're sleeping. 134 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:32,223 So even when I go poo-poo, I'm makin' money? 135 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,226 -That's some expensive shit. -PHILLIPS: Damn skippy. 136 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,751 So you see why I can't afford to waste any time. 137 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,407 And this is wasted time! 138 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:46,673 I completely understand that. If you could just give me a moment, then I will start. 139 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,677 Please. If it's not worth the minute, then I will give you $965. 140 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,679 Hmm. 141 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:55,551 Because personally I think you're underpaid. 142 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,509 [inhales] 143 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,644 Hope you have your checkbook. 144 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:06,214 [siren wailing in distance] 145 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:13,003 -OFFICER They brought him into custody. -OFFICER Charlie caught the case? 146 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,658 -OFFICER -OFFICER Charlie's crazy, you know. 147 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,052 -OFFICER it's raining again. -OFFICER 148 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,627 -[alarm continues blaring] -Let me out! Let me out first! 149 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,629 [shouting continues] 150 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,632 -Sara! -Yes, uh, Miss-- 151 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,852 PHILLIPS: Right. No. Of course. 152 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:39,290 Wha--Right. 153 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:43,338 Damon. Damon, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 154 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,645 -Uh-huh. -[sighs] 155 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,082 With cheese. Okay. 156 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,693 So, I just need to get the files, and we can start the presentation-- 157 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,957 -No, no. We're done. -Damon, please. The elevator was stuck. 158 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:58,396 What are you talking about? Miss Albright just pitched me your entire P.R. strategy. 159 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,834 It's brilliant. Especially the part about the party. 160 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:05,012 Oh. A p-party? 161 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,101 Yeah, the masquerade bash thing. I love it. 162 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,799 -Oh, you--you like that? -Yeah. 163 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:14,282 It's a great way to showcase our talent and get a tax write-off and support a good cause. 164 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,936 -And you know I can never... -[fingers snapping] 165 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,938 ...say no... to a party. 166 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:21,593 [rapping] What you say. What you say. What you say. 167 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,422 PEGGY: Me too. I love to par-tay. 168 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,034 Don't do that. 169 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,906 MAN Your car is right this way. 170 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,866 Masquerade bash? 171 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:36,739 Uh, I'm really sorry, Miss Braden. I just-- 172 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:40,221 I took notes at other meetings, and then I just improvised from there. 173 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:44,138 Well, looks like you've got a big party to plan. 174 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,880 Right. Right. Yeah. 175 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,926 PEGGY: Of course, you'll need your own office. 176 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,800 -Wh--Me? -Your idea. You're in charge. Sara? 177 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,845 -Huh? -Find Ashley a new office... 178 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,979 -and get her a company credit card. -Thank you, Miss Braden. 179 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:02,634 Oh, please, Ashley. From now on, it's Peggy. 180 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,246 -Peggy. -Peggy. 181 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,466 -[giggles] -And you are? 182 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,947 -Mail. -Whatever. 183 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,907 And don't worry, Ashley. I'll be watching your every move. 184 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,735 -Sara. -Yes, ma'am? 185 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,306 [sighs] 186 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,658 Katy, I'm home. 187 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,879 [door unlocking] 188 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,577 Oh, hey, Jake. 189 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,755 Hey. Wow. What happened to you? 190 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,671 -Fourth-grade boys. -They're the worst, aren't they? Let me see. 191 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,239 What's it stuck on with? Krazy Glue. 192 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:46,461 Huh, been there. At least you had a better day than me. 193 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,246 -Burger? -Of course. Ketchup for you. 194 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,379 -WOMAN: Katy, where's my bun? -Oh, it's in the oven, Grandma. 195 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,250 -JAKE: She's got a bun in the oven? -Hey, Jake. 196 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,427 -Hey, Aunt Martha. -Now, Katy, 197 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,821 I'll be back after my shift at midnight. 198 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,867 Cool. 199 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,913 MARTHA: Stay out of trouble. 200 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,828 -Love you, Jake. -Love you too. 201 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,004 -MARTHA: Katy, mind your cousin. -JAKE: I'll keep an eye on her. 202 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,137 See ya. 203 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:14,315 -Ready? -Wait. Is it gonna sting? 'Cause I kind of like wearing it. 204 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,405 Well, it's not gonna sting if you hold still. 205 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:21,017 -Ow. Ow. Ow. -Okay. Hold still! It's gonna be fine! 206 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:24,760 Hold still. One, two, three-- 207 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,068 There you go. There you go. Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right. 208 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,766 -What do you say? -Thank you, Jake. You're my hero. 209 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,813 Give me some skin. You know, I'm gonna take this. 210 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,250 This is definitely a, uh, choking hazard. 211 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,383 -All right. -Bye. 212 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,385 See ya. 213 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:48,218 -[grunts] Not again! Oh! -[clattering] 214 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,351 DANA: So, where is he taking you? 215 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:53,658 A basketball game. His dad's team is playing Philly. 216 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,183 Not sexy enough. Home or away? 217 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,228 -Away. -Let me guess. 218 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,492 On his private jet which he flies himself? 219 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:05,409 -So wrong. He has a pilot. -Speaking of dates. Hello? 220 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,412 We should try to find the dragon lady one for the bash. 221 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,372 That way, she won't be all over us, watching our every move. 222 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:15,506 Mm. Good luck. Men of Peggy's caliber don't exactly take ads in the Yellow Pages. 223 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,292 [scoffs] Could you possibly idolize her any more? 224 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,034 What? She's sophisticated, glamorous, gets invited everywhere... 225 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,514 and never has to stay home because she has nothing to wear. 226 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,561 -Right. Nothing to wear. -Wee, wee, wee. 227 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,649 -[doorbell rings] 228 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,868 -Coming! -I'll get it. 229 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,217 -I'm coming. -I'm coming! 230 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,001 -Find an outfit. -DANA: I found one. 231 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,962 -DANA: Ooh, ooh, ooh. -MAGGIE: Whoa. Who is that? 232 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:39,704 Down, girl. You're drooling on my doormat. Oh, it's my next-door neighbor. 233 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,881 -Who? -Shh. Antonio. 234 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,535 -Oh, hey, Ashley. -Hey. 235 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,451 Your dry cleaning was delivered while you were out, so I took it. I hope you don't mind. 236 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,715 Oh, you are such an angel. Thank you. 237 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:54,328 -I do what I can. Big date tonight? -Kind of big. You? 238 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,157 -Ah, every night is date night. -[chuckles] 239 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,028 -Okay, I'll see you then. -Thanks. 240 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,161 -Bye. -Oh, hey, Antonio. 241 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,424 Are you free next Thursday? 242 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,774 I'm never free. What do you have in mind? 243 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,081 Well, you won't want to miss this. 244 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:11,301 Masquerade Records is throwing an outrageous promo party. 245 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:15,044 Food, fun, dancing... and a blind date with my boss. 246 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,394 Your boss? What's she like? 247 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,745 She's very smart, strong, an independent woman. 248 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,923 -Is she good-looking? -Of course. 249 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,187 Okay, look, if you think we'll hit it off, then that's good enough for me. 250 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,538 Oh, you're the best. Thank you so much. Bye. 251 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,410 -DANA: Bye. -Oh, yes! A date for the dragon lady. 252 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,587 -Yes! -You know, this isn't mine. 253 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,720 Whose is it? 254 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,157 -Oh! Sarah Jessica Parker's. -[screams] 255 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,377 -What? -Not kidding. 256 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,770 MAGGIE: I did not know Sarah Jessica Parker lived in your building. 257 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,947 Oh, my God. And look, it's Dolce. 258 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,471 Oh, my gosh. I can return it tomorrow. 259 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,647 [sighs] Let me look. Oh, yes. 260 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,302 Your size. What are the odds? 261 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:59,741 -Don't be jealous. -You know, this might actually look cute on me. 262 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,265 -You should totally wear it tonight. -Well, of course. 263 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,354 -Yeah, I'm gonna need some chocolate now. Thanks. -I'm gonna need some milk. 264 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,878 I'm gonna go try on the dress. 265 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,929 [wings flapping] 266 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,236 Thanks. 267 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,325 MAN 268 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,805 -[tires screeching] -MAN 269 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,373 Sorry. Sorry. It's okay. 270 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,813 Yo, one, two, check. Sound check. 271 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,468 ♪♪ [rock] 272 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:35,907 ♪ She's got a lip ring and five colors in her hair ♪ 273 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:41,087 ♪ Not into fashion, but I love the clothes she wears ♪ 274 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,872 - ♪ Her tattoo's always hidden ♪ -Hey, Jake. 275 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,267 -Hey, Mac. -♪ By her underwear she don't care ♪ 276 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:52,881 ♪ Everybody wants to know her name ♪ 277 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:58,060 ♪ I threw a house party and she came ♪ 278 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:02,847 ♪ Everyone asked me Who the hell is she ♪ 279 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:06,199 ♪ That weirdo with five colors in her hair ♪ 280 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,810 Hey, hey! Hey, Jake! 281 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,769 Jake, how'd it go? 282 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,337 So, uh--So you got Phillips the CD? 283 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:18,167 Uh, not ex--not exactly. 284 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,214 You know, we just had some scheduling conflicts we had to deal with. 285 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,130 Jake, this has been going on for weeks. 286 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,306 Guys, we're right on track. Trust me. 287 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:29,222 There are even gonna be a couple of "A" and "R" guys here tonight. 288 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:32,399 Hey, Jake. There's a clogged toilet in the men's room. 289 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,271 Uh, and I'm looking forward to plunging it, Mac, 290 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,622 but not until my shift starts, which is in two hours. 291 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,756 Pretend it's a Grammy. 292 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:45,151 Grammy? Grammy it is. Okay. 293 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:49,503 So I'm gonna take care of this. Keep up the energy. 294 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,810 Hit that "G," Tom. We're gonna have a great show tonight, guys. 295 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:57,554 ♪ She's just a loner with a sexy attitude ♪ 296 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,560 MAN: ♪ What a beautiful smile ♪ 297 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:07,782 ♪ Can I stay for a while ♪ 298 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,655 ♪ On this beautiful night ♪ 299 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,702 ♪ We'll make everything right ♪ 300 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,270 -MAN: Here we go. -ASHLEY: Thank you. 301 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,099 I thought we were taking a jet. 302 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,231 This takes us to the jet. 303 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:26,235 Oh, wow. This is definitely going in my diary. [squeals] 304 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:30,631 PENNINGTON: Good evening, Bayonne. Ashley, where did you get that gorgeous dress? 305 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,633 ASHLEY [laughs]: Don't ask. 306 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,550 ♪ Maybe all will see ♪ 307 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:40,641 ♪ What a beautiful night ♪ 308 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,905 ♪ We'll make everything right ♪ 309 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:47,517 ♪ My beautiful love ♪ 310 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,737 [bowling pins falling] 311 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:53,088 ♪ Some guys have all the luck ♪ 312 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,831 ♪ Some guys get all the fun ♪ 313 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,834 ♪ Some guys have all the luck ♪ 314 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,142 MAN right there? -MAN 315 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,447 -Hi. How are ya? -MAN 316 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,580 JAKE: Guys, you're on. 317 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,148 Gentlemen, enjoy the show. Cocktails on us. 318 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:22,422 JAKE: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the hottest rock band in New York City! 319 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:27,253 -McFly! -[cheering] 320 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:32,127 ♪ She's got a lip ring and five colors in her hair ♪ 321 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:37,524 ♪ Not into fashion, but I love the clothes she wears ♪ 322 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:41,702 ♪ Her tattoo's always hidden by her underwear ♪ 323 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:45,009 -♪ But she don't care ♪ -[screams] 324 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,752 -[microphone feedback] -[gasping, chattering] 325 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,799 -Keep on going. I got it. -[feedback continues] 326 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,976 -Oh! -Let's get out of here. 327 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:58,284 -[Jake yells] -Hey, fellas, come on. 328 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,721 [chattering continues] 329 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,202 [groans] 330 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,860 You're firing me? You don't even pay me. 331 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,299 Look, Jake, you're good. I mean, you did find us. 332 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,388 -It's just-- -But? What's the but? 333 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,564 But we just think it's time to go home. 334 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,088 No, you can't go back home. We're this close, guys. 335 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,743 But Jake, we haven't had any lucky breaks over here. 336 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,094 Yeah, and poor Doug misses his mum. Yeah, he does. He cries every night. 337 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,314 -[yells] -One week. How's that? 338 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,404 How's that? On week. You give me one week. 339 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,581 And if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it. 340 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,932 We're done. You can go back home. No hard feelings. One week. 341 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,414 -Okay. One week. -One week. 342 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,807 -One week. -All right! 343 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,593 -Get some rest, guys. -DANNY: Mum's gonna have to wait one more week, Doug. 344 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,856 [laughing] 345 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,901 One week. 346 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:54,514 -[speaking Japanese] -So, did you? 347 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,472 Okay, David Pennington is a gentleman. 348 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,083 -We kissed. -Boring. 349 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,868 -Check please, Zuki. -Okay. 350 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,349 -Thank you. -So, was it a, um, normal kiss... 351 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,829 or was it a supernatural, tingling in your toes, 352 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,354 butterflies in your tummy sort of kiss? 353 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,400 It was... enough to get him to ask me on another date. 354 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,881 -Mm! -[laughs] 355 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,100 -Thank you. -No, no, no, no. Uh-uh. 356 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,364 Uh--W-Wait. What's that? 357 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,801 Senor Platinum says lunch is on him. 358 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:24,500 -I can't stand this. -What? 359 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:28,591 Now, on top of everything else, Peggy Braden has given you worldwide buying power? 360 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:31,115 Okay, there's positive energy, and then there's just plain dumb luck. 361 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,988 Here we go again. Maggie, you've known me since seventh grade, right? 362 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,512 Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky? 363 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:40,124 Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High. 364 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,475 -So? -We went to Jefferson. 365 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,130 -That doesn't mean anything. -Okay. 366 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,350 -DANA: What? Are you kidding me? -HOST: Thank you, Ashley. 367 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,439 -Thank you. -Thank you, Ashley. 368 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,746 -Thank you, Ashley. -But face it, babe, 369 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,488 when they whacked you with that lucky stick, they whacked you good. 370 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,968 -You guys are silly. -[speaking Japanese] 371 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,188 -Thank you. -Thank you. 372 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,713 Okay. All right. If you don't think you have the luck gene, 373 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,585 then you wouldn't mind taking a little test. 374 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,674 -Test? -Yeah. 375 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,458 Test? Cool. What kind of test? 376 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,420 -Ooh, sorry. -Excusez-moi. 377 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,335 -Hi. One scratcher, please. -Oh! 378 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,946 -What kind? -You wanna pick? 379 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,949 -This is not a fair test. I happen to be very good at these. -The green one. 380 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,430 It's a lottery. Nobody's good at them. 381 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,780 -MAN: Dollar. -Thank you. 382 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,870 -[sighs] Guys-- -Come on! 383 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,307 I mean, seriously, this is silly. 384 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,354 -Do it. Do it. Do it. -Fine. No peeking. 385 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,399 -Why? -It's my scratcher now. 386 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,924 What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? 387 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:44,014 ASHLEY: Five, 10, 15. I told you I was good at these. 388 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,495 DANA: You are the luckiest person in the world. 389 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,671 How do you do it, Ash? How do you do it? 390 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:51,195 I told you. You just scratch the silver boxes. 391 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:54,808 Scratch? You just scratch? I could kill you! 392 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:58,115 Hey, watch it. I can't afford to be injured. I've got a major event to plan. 393 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:02,293 And we have a walk-through downtown with Peggy in 10 minutes. 394 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,427 Taxi! We have to pick up the presentation boards. We're never gonna make it. 395 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,734 Negativity. That's your problem. 396 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,606 -That's true. Bye, sweets! -Make mama proud! 397 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:13,696 -ASHLEY: Of course. Love you. -MAGGIE: Au revoir! 398 00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,266 DANA: How you feeling? -Nervous. 399 00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:20,268 -She's gonna love it. -Okay. 400 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,357 -DANA: How about right here? -ASLEY: Yeah. 401 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,229 -This place is amazing! -Quick. She's ready. 402 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:27,580 -Hi, Miss Braden. -Uh! 403 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:32,019 Sorry. Peggy. So, are you ready to be impressed? 404 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:35,370 -I'm ready to have questions. -Of course. I would hope so. 405 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:41,507 Okay, so we're going for a carnival-like atmosphere. 406 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,074 We'll have an upscale mixture of V.I.P.'s, celebs... 407 00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,599 and record industry insiders. 408 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,862 Only, everyone will wear masks. 409 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:51,473 Interesting. 410 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,519 We'll have a deejay, circus performers, 411 00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:56,739 fortune-tellers, atmosphere smoke and neon. 412 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,176 Over here will be the V.I.P. area. 413 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,962 We'll have champagne-- only the best. 414 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:05,922 ASHLEY [continues]: Dom Pérignon served by waiters on stilts. 415 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:09,665 And then a stage with Masquerade's latest videos and professional dancers. 416 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:12,059 -[dance music] -[people chattering] 417 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:14,453 ASHLEY: And over there, little alcoves... 418 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:17,151 with couches and with drapes to give people privacy. 419 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:20,415 Overhead, sky dancers. 420 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,332 Now, I want people to feel like anything can happen here. 421 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,377 ♪ Jump, jump, jump ♪ 422 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,336 ♪ Jump a little higher ♪ 423 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:30,425 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 424 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,688 ♪ Everyone is jumping around ♪ 425 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:37,780 It's gonna be a magical night. 426 00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:40,304 -♪ And everybody's jumping around ♪ -♪ Jump till you drop ♪ 427 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:44,004 ♪♪ [continues, indistinct] 428 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:56,233 -The hired dancers? -Are doing their thing. 429 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,236 -And Phillips? -Is happy and is going up in five. 430 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:01,151 Peggy, I've got it covered. 431 00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:03,458 See that you do, my dear. 432 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:07,288 ♪♪ [continues, indistinct] 433 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,638 Oh, thank God. 434 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,598 Thank you so much. I owe you big time. 435 00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:15,905 So, which one is she? 436 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:18,778 Oh, she's the tall blonde one, near the fortune-teller. 437 00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:22,303 -Ah, very nice. -Yeah, she's a little high-strung. 438 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,566 ANTONIO: No problem. 439 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,873 It is gonna cost you extra. 440 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,049 You're terrible. But a doll. 441 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:30,964 Now go. I have work to do. 442 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,183 So do I. 443 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:37,231 -♪ Go, go, go ♪ -♪ Everybody's jumping around ♪ 444 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:39,625 -MAN [on earpiece] Got another freeloader. -What? No, no, no. 445 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,715 If they're not on the list, they cannot get in. No exceptions. 446 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:45,152 -I'm on the list. "Plus one." -[chattering] 447 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,850 I'm on the list. It's the jacket! It's a corduroy! 448 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:50,418 -MALE REPORTER: Hey, look this way! -Ow! My foot! 449 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:53,639 -Sorry. They threw me. -What a loser! 450 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,772 Of course I'm all right. [grunts] 451 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,997 MAN: Just get the next one. 452 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,955 MAN Yeah, I got these. 453 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:08,567 JAKE: Uh, mm, is this the Masquerade bash? 454 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,918 -Are you Ronald? -Uh, yeah. Yeah. 455 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:14,355 -Th-That's me. Ronald. -You're late. 456 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,662 -Dancers change in Room 5. -Okay. [chuckles] 457 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,099 MAN: So go on. 458 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:21,623 JAKE: Up to Room 5. Hope these clothes fit. 459 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:26,672 ♪♪ [woman singing pop, indistinct] 460 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,413 WOMAN: Just as I thought. The Lovers. 461 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,678 -PEGGY [gasps]: Oh, fantastic! -ANTONIO: See, I told you, baby. 462 00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,027 Ashley! 463 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,159 Antonio. Peggy. 464 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,248 You two look like you're hitting it off. 465 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:41,295 Yes, we really are. Thanks for hooking us up. 466 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:44,211 -You set us up? -Guilty as charged. 467 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:47,562 Well, thank you. He is adorable. 468 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:50,260 Oh, my pleasure. You two look made for each other. 469 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:52,436 That's what Madame Z just said. 470 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,917 -Did she? -The Lovers. 471 00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:58,529 PEGGY: Come on, baby. Let's... dance. 472 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,706 -Whoa. -[giggling] 473 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,230 Keep up the good work, Z. 474 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:06,581 You, come. Don't you want Madame Z to tell you what's in the cards for you? 475 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,367 -No, no, no it's okay. Save it for the guests. -Ah, a skeptic. 476 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:14,067 No, it's just, how many times can you hear, "You'll meet a handsome stranger"? 477 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:16,417 Hello? It's called a Tuesday. [laughs] 478 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,202 What? You think that good fortune is normal? 479 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:22,249 Just as I suspected. 480 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,730 What? What'd it say? Am I gonna win a cruise? 481 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:27,254 'Cause lately I've been having that cruise-winning feeling. 482 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:32,389 Not exactly. It says that good luck has always spun your way. 483 00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:34,914 Uh-oh. Be careful. 484 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:38,744 This card, the Wheel of Fortune, it is upside down. 485 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,138 That means the wheel may be spinning back. 486 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:45,838 Right. Yeah. I don't really have time for the whole spinning wheel thing. 487 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:49,929 I have 500 guests and a broken bubble cannon to attend to. 488 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:53,410 -So go. -Well, keep up the good work. People are loving it, Z. 489 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,848 ♪♪ [continues, indistinct] 490 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,502 Holy crap. 491 00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:00,461 ♪♪ [continues] 492 00:28:04,378 --> 00:28:07,598 PHILLIPS: Yeah! Yeah! 493 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,950 -Aren't they fantastic? -[cheering] 494 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,779 PHILLIPS: Now hear this! 495 00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:18,305 -Now hear this! -Now hear this! 496 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:21,438 -Are you guys having a good time? -[cheering] 497 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,224 -PHILLIPS: Do you like the music? -MAN: I love the music! 498 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,139 PHILLIPS: I said do you like the music? 499 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:28,054 [cheering] 500 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,578 PHILLIPS: Ain't nothin' like a Damon party! 501 00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:33,537 And I want to thank you for comin' out and supporting the Second Street Shelter. 502 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:36,149 [cheering, shouting] 503 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,414 As of right now, 504 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:45,593 we've raised $270,000! 505 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,161 Give yourselves a round of applause. 506 00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:52,774 Now that's a lot of money! It's not enough. 507 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,777 I promise you, if you dig deep... 508 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:59,694 and show me some money, I'll show you a good time. 509 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,741 -Music! -[cheering] 510 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,831 Hit it! Come on! Oh! 511 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:08,659 Wha--Wha--Ooh, ooh! 512 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,880 Ooh, ooh! Damn I'm good! 513 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:15,188 MAN: ♪ One step right and one step left ♪ 514 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:18,887 -♪♪ [woman singing] -No, no, no, no, no. 515 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,064 -PHILLIPS: Where's the bubbly? Let's party, yo. -Mr. Phillips? Excuse me! 516 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:25,372 [groaning] 517 00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:29,463 ♪ Don't be shy come give it to me and dance ♪ 518 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:33,119 ♪ Ooh, I don't wanna stop ♪ 519 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:35,991 ♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪ 520 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,385 ♪♪ [continues] 521 00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:42,128 PHILLIPS: Hey. I'm gonna see you at church. [laughing] 522 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:44,130 What's up, man? 523 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:48,308 ♪ Don't be shy Come give it to me ♪ 524 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,397 ♪ And dance ♪ 525 00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:53,008 ♪ Ooh, I don't wanna stop ♪ 526 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:55,881 Hey, hey. The dancers are supposed to be on the dance floor. 527 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,405 -And the dance floor is that way. -Uh, right. Sure. 528 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:00,886 -I just-- - ♪ Baby ♪ 529 00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:03,889 ♪ I can't seem to take my eyes off you ♪ 530 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:09,024 ♪♪ [continues] 531 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:13,159 I was just about to ask this lovely lady to dance. 532 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:16,249 -Oh! -Oh, sucking up to the boss, huh? 533 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:18,512 The bo--Sorry. 534 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:21,167 You should go dance. Go dance with him. 535 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,865 -Come on. You've earned it. This party's amazing. -MAGGIE: He's kinda cute. 536 00:30:23,952 --> 00:30:26,999 You know what? I will. I deserve to have a little fun tonight. 537 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:29,262 -Ooh. Bye! -[wolf whistle] 538 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:33,005 MAGGIE: Can I go dance? I wanna go dance. Can I go dance? 539 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,877 -Please. -Fine. Go, go, go. Play. Play. 540 00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:37,923 ♪ And I don't wanna stop ♪ 541 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:41,491 -WOMAN: Hey, watch it, jerk! -Sorry. 542 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,300 ♪♪ [man singing, indistinct] 543 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:10,433 ♪ Close to perfection ♪ 544 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,481 [all gasping] 545 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:18,833 ♪ Deep down inside I'm in love, I'm alive ♪ 546 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:37,765 ♪♪ [woman singing, indistinct] 547 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,554 ♪ What heaven decides ♪ 548 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,817 ♪ You can't deny it ♪ 549 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:51,126 ♪ So you'll be waiting for ♪ 550 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,303 -I'm sorry. -No. No. Don't-- Don't be sorry. 551 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,958 I--I, uh-- 552 00:31:57,045 --> 00:32:00,309 PHILLIPS: What? I can't hear you. It's too loud in here. Let me step outside. 553 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:03,965 -I have to go. -What? Wait. 554 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:07,926 Look, I have to take care of one thing, but I promise I'll be right back. 555 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,971 -But-- -Just stay where you are. All right? 556 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,886 Okay. 557 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:18,110 Ashley, who was that? 558 00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:21,200 Um, I honestly don't know. 559 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:24,159 You were just kissing that guy you honestly don't know? 560 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:28,381 Yeah. Yeah. Oh! [gasps] 561 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,297 -What? -My shoe. 562 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:35,518 -[cloth tearing] -Oh, my God. 563 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:37,999 -What? -My dress. 564 00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:40,219 -My dress! -At least you're wearing underwear. 565 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,134 [gasps] 566 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,788 [chattering] 567 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,270 PHILLIPS: That--That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is the biggest party. 568 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:51,056 -Mr. Phillips? Excuse me. -No, no, no, no. Woo-woo-woo 569 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,797 The big-- This is the biggest party. Yes, we're throwin'-- 570 00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,713 -[horn honking] -Right. Hey! 571 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,238 -[grunts] -[crowd screaming] 572 00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:04,156 -MAN: The kid! The kid! -DRIVER: The guy cut me off! Somebody call 911! 573 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,636 -MAN: Unbelievable! -Are you all right? 574 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,770 -Uh, uh. No. No, I'm okay. -No, no, no. 575 00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:12,512 -I'm okay. I'm okay. -Stay down. Somebody get an ambulance. 576 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,167 -Uh, no, really. I'm fine. -Let me help you, man. 577 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:19,214 -I'm not hurt. Mr. Phillips. -You're the luckiest son of a gun I've ever seen! 578 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:23,262 Mr. Phillips, you okay? You all right? 579 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:26,047 I'm better than okay, man. I'm alive! 580 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:29,311 -You saved my life, Spider-Man. -It was nothing, really. 581 00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:31,444 No. It was something. There's gotta be a way I can repay you man. 582 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,533 You know what? I'm--I'm just glad you're okay. 583 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,622 Come on man, there's gotta be something I can do for you. 584 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:40,235 Um, okay. You know what? I don't want to put you out or anything, 585 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:42,629 but this band is exactly what you're looking for. 586 00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:45,458 -They're the hottest band in New York City. -It's done. 587 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:48,504 -Look, if you just-- What did you say? -I said it's done. 588 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,550 -You bring, um-- McFly, right? -Yeah. 589 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,031 Bring McFly by the office, and we'll have a listen. 590 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,381 Okay. 591 00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:58,645 -Say, kid, what's your name? -Jake. Jake Hardin. 592 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:02,214 Jake Hardin, Damon Phillips owes you big. [chuckles] 593 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:06,174 Yeah, I'm still here. This kid saved my life, man. 594 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:12,659 Is it me, or did I just get lucky? 595 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:16,924 MAGGIE: She's choking! Breathe, Ashley! Puke--Puke it up! 596 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:18,969 -Move it! Get out of my way! -She's choking! 597 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059 -Here! Let me help. -She's red! 598 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:24,236 -Here. -Somebody help-- 599 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:26,238 -One more time. -[grunts] 600 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:31,591 -What was that? -An olive. 601 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:34,115 Ash, Ash, look! 602 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:38,598 -No, I did not! Not me! -Is she getting arrested? 603 00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:40,948 -It's her! Her! -Who? 604 00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:43,037 Are they pointing at me? They're pointing at me. 605 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,952 OFFICER: Come on. Let's get her. 606 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,737 Excuse me. 607 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:50,262 -They're coming over here. -Oh, okay. 608 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:54,179 Move it! Move it! Out of the way! Out of the way! 609 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:57,138 -Ashley Albright? -I'm afraid to say yes. 610 00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:59,445 You're under arrest. 611 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:02,491 Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress? 612 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:05,799 [gasps] Wait. I mean, no-- I'm gonna give it back! I promise. 613 00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:08,802 MAN: ♪ It's a wonderful night ♪ 614 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:11,065 ♪ Girl, I want it you got it, you got it ♪ 615 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,850 Wait. I obey the law. I like the law. 616 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:17,419 PHILLIPS: I'm telling you, it's been a great night. I almost got hit by a car. 617 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,595 -And I would-- -Step aside, sir. 618 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,467 PHILLIPS: Hey, what the hell's going on? 619 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,425 ASHLEY: I mean, hello? Sex and the City? 620 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,862 Sarah Jessica Parker has so many dresses. 621 00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:27,995 Besides, that was so last season. Is she really gonna miss it? 622 00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:30,345 You're a prostitute? 623 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,565 An escort. I thought you knew. 624 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:36,046 I have never been so humiliated. 625 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,006 -Peggy, I-- -Thanks to you and your little alcoves. 626 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:41,835 "I want people to feel like anything can happen here." 627 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,185 Oh. 628 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,883 [cell door opening] 629 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:51,627 -Oh. [chuckles] -What are you grinning about? 630 00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:54,543 -I know what's going on here. -What? 631 00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:57,590 -Where do you think he is? -Where do I think who is? 632 00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,635 Shh. The host. 633 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:01,942 -The host of what? -Of this reality show. 634 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:04,379 Okay, I've figured it out. 635 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:07,295 You guys can come out and tell me that I've won now. 636 00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:09,471 -Are you insane? -Hey, keep it down in there! 637 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:12,300 Come on, guys, you can tell me. Did David Pennington put you up to this? 638 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:15,695 -Huh? Did he? -That's my seat. 639 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:18,785 I thought this was festival seating. 640 00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:21,527 -Huh? -This is real life, Ashley. 641 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,964 You not only cost me my biggest client, 642 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,967 but I can't even imagine what they're gonna say about me in the Post. 643 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:29,143 -Braden. -That's me. 644 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,711 -You made bail. -Oh, God, thank you. 645 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:34,279 -Thank you. -Peggy, I'm sorry. 646 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:37,064 Oh, and in case you haven't guessed, 647 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:38,935 you're fired. 648 00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:43,462 -[clears throat] -GUARD: This way, ma'am. 649 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:45,464 [sighs] 650 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,382 -Is this your floor too? -What did you say? 651 00:36:52,122 --> 00:36:53,472 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 652 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:56,214 ♪♪ [rock] 653 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:59,782 ♪ She's got a lip ring and five colors in her hair ♪ 654 00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:06,528 ♪ Not into fashion, but I love the clothes she wears ♪ 655 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:10,706 ♪ Her tattoo's always hidden by her underwear ♪ 656 00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:12,752 -All right. That's enough. - ♪ But she don't care ♪ 657 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:16,364 -Hey, guys. -PHILLIPS: Car ready, Tiff? 658 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:19,367 You know, they're just-- They're... 659 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,937 -a little nervous. -Mm, go with 'em. 660 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:27,114 TOM: Jake? Jake? 661 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:33,555 -I'm sorry if that wasn't exactly what you're look-- -What do you like about 'em Jake? 662 00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:37,255 They have a fresh take on retro sound, like early Beatles meets Blink 182. 663 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:40,040 I'm surprised you don't talk about record sales and demographics. 664 00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:42,347 Well, it's funny you should say that, actually. 665 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:45,219 JAKE: I think a band that's good will sell itself. 666 00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:47,830 -[chuckles] An idealist and a purist. I like that. -Yeah. 667 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:51,704 I used to be like that once, but then I decided to become filthy rich. 668 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:55,011 Uh, okay, well, thanks-- thanks for the opportunity. 669 00:37:55,098 --> 00:37:58,537 Look, kid, I believe in luck. 670 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:01,975 So I'm gonna send it out to a couple radio stations, see how it plays. 671 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:05,457 Meanwhile, you guys work on a follow-up, okay? You got two weeks. 672 00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:08,198 -So, you're signing the band? -[groans] 673 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,681 I just spent eight minutes with you. Why would I waste that time if I wasn't signing the band? 674 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:16,642 Tiffany, call accounting and cut them an advance check and put them up in an artists' penthouse. 675 00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:20,385 -Okay. -Now it's been nine minutes. Let's go. 676 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,561 All right. Bye. 677 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,432 JAKE: Thanks. Thank you! 678 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,221 Congratulations. 679 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,790 Thanks. 680 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:37,402 [police radio chatter] 681 00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:52,417 [screams] Oh! Oh, my God! 682 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:56,203 [screams, sighs] 683 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:04,167 [elevator bell dings] 684 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:07,432 [sighs] Home. 685 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:09,608 Good morning. 686 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,480 Oh. [sniffs] 687 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:15,135 [chattering] 688 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:17,659 Do I need a bubble bath. 689 00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:22,708 Hey. Whoa. Isn't that my-- 690 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:26,973 MAN: We've gone through pretty much everything. It's all rated PG-1. 691 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:31,107 -That's right. We're gonna have to clear it all out. -What? Oh, my goodness. 692 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:34,459 -This your apartment? -Yes. Um, what happened? 693 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,896 -Flood. -Flood? 694 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:41,422 Yeah, it's a, uh, technical term for a lot of water where it shouldn't be. 695 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,946 It's no big deal though. We'll take care of it. 696 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:48,429 -Oh, thank you. Do you mind if I go in and change now? -Hey, hey, fellas! 697 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:51,040 She wants to come in and change her clothes. 698 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:53,565 -[all laughing] -I don't get it. Why are you laughing? 699 00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:56,655 Sweetheart, we got a grade-four mold infestation. 700 00:39:56,742 --> 00:40:00,528 -You're lucky we found it. -Lucky. Yeah. 701 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,923 Oh! 702 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:06,795 Move it out! Easy! 703 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:10,495 -Do you have my furniture? -Don't worry about that. 704 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:14,107 -Oh. -We'll burn it before it can contaminate anyone else. 705 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:17,197 We did manage to save these. 706 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,376 -This is it? -That's it. 707 00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:29,514 MAN: Check with the I.C. We're gonna need another hose. 708 00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:32,865 MAN We're on it already. We're gonna do a reverse hose lay. 709 00:40:36,129 --> 00:40:38,218 [chattering continues] 710 00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:46,879 Hey, you. Are you okay? 711 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:51,492 ♪ My goodies, my goodies my goodies, my goodies ♪ 712 00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:56,366 -This is my new apartment? -I know. It's pretty amazing. 713 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,761 Home theater, satellite TV. 714 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:02,851 And at night, with the lights down low, 715 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:07,116 let's just say this place is pretty mind-blowing. 716 00:41:07,203 --> 00:41:11,077 Uh, yeah, it's pre-- it's pretty mind--you know, in broad daylight. 717 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:15,081 Well, the band is down the hall. The bar and the fridge are fully stocked. 718 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:19,564 Oh, and just so you know, D.M.R. is a really nice place to work. 719 00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:22,915 You know, like at some companies they don't allow the employees to date each other? 720 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:25,831 -[playing with piano keys] -Here they do. 721 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,833 Date? 722 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,400 That'd be great! I'm free all weekend. 723 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,273 Hey, you don't mind if the girl pays, do ya? 724 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,928 Cause some guys have this weird hang-up. 725 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:39,018 Ooh, gotta split. I'm late for my erotic massage class. 726 00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:42,587 Catch you later, Spider-Man. 727 00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:44,719 -[door closes] - ♪ My goodies, my goodies ♪ 728 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:46,982 Erotic massage. 729 00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:51,030 [meows] 730 00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:55,513 ASHLEY: Guys, thank you for letting me stay here. Not only don't I have money, 731 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,907 but the dragon lady's blackballed me from every firm in the city. 732 00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:02,607 -Well, why don't you phone your parents? -And admit defeat? No way. 733 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:06,524 -Yeah. -So, where should I sleep? 734 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:09,483 -In your room. -My room? 735 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:12,268 Mm-hmm. See, Maggie's room is right here above the kitchen. 736 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:15,794 Thanks. And Dana's is a Jennifer Convertible. 737 00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:19,145 Yeah, so your options are the La-Z-Boy. 738 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,626 -Mm. -Soft and sturdy. 739 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:24,759 And my personal favorite, the fabulous futon. 740 00:42:24,846 --> 00:42:27,240 -Hmm? -Perfect. 741 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:30,896 Well, I'll keep out of your way, and you guys won't even know I'm here. 742 00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:33,594 -Blow-dryer? -Oh, yeah. On top of the radiator. 743 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:36,815 Thanks. [sighs] 744 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:40,035 -[meows] -I never noticed. Is your cat allblack? 745 00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,951 -Yeah. Why? -Just curious. 746 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,521 Well, this is nice. We'll have fun. 747 00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:51,786 Everything's gonna be-- Oh, my God! 748 00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:54,659 -What? -I have a zit. 749 00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:57,749 I have a zit! Girls, I have a zit! 750 00:42:57,836 --> 00:43:01,100 [screaming] 751 00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:04,103 -[gasps] -Ash, are you okay in there? 752 00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:07,149 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, wow! 753 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:10,239 -Ashley! -Oh! Oh! Oh! 754 00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:17,682 DANA [gasps]: Ash! 755 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:20,946 -MAN: Okay, who's the idiot? -WOMAN: Nice work! 756 00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:26,691 DANA: Ash? Are you okay, Ash? Hold tight. Hold on. Sweetie? 757 00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:29,476 ASHLEY: I broke a mirror. I broke a mirror. I know. 758 00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:33,175 -Ah. -I mean, guys, what is going on with me? 759 00:43:33,262 --> 00:43:35,613 You know, I can't take seven more years of this. 760 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,441 Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the anti-Midas, 761 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:40,792 and everything I touch turns to crap. 762 00:43:40,879 --> 00:43:43,446 Okay, Ashley, calm down, all right? 763 00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:46,580 For some reason, the fates have dealt you a lousy hand. 764 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:49,627 -[scoffs] -But the wheel always spins back. 765 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,672 Right? 766 00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:57,896 -[grunts] -[screams] 767 00:43:57,983 --> 00:44:00,072 -[sighs] -You're fired. 768 00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:05,773 Oh, my God. I need to borrow some clothes. 769 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:09,385 -[bells jingling] -♪♪ [humming] 770 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,214 -[door closes] -♪♪ [singing in Russian] 771 00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:23,095 Hello! Open up! 772 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:25,488 -Hello! -Yoo-hoo. 773 00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:28,448 -Yes? -You have ruined my life! 774 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,668 What? Ugh, it's you. 775 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:32,974 Everything in my life was perfect until you came around. 776 00:44:33,061 --> 00:44:36,456 Wait a minute. Was it really perfect? 777 00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:40,112 -You know what? Don't you psychoanalyze me! -Whoa. 778 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:43,637 Okay, just work your voodoo magic and give me my luck back. 779 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:47,772 Fine. Concentrate. [grunting] 780 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:51,166 -Gosh. -[shouts in Russian] 781 00:44:51,253 --> 00:44:54,996 All right? It's back. Now, please, go home. 782 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,303 -I got an early day tomorrow. -No, no. 783 00:44:57,390 --> 00:45:00,349 Do not patronize me, okay? You and your cards screwed everything up! 784 00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,395 Now you have to fix it. 785 00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:05,572 I tried to warn you, sweetheart. 786 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:08,053 Look, did anything unusual happen at that party? 787 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,970 [laughs] Well, besides the fact that I tore my dress, 788 00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:16,017 nearly choked to death and the felony charges, no. 789 00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:20,021 Yikes. How about before that? 790 00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:22,981 Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy, but that's hardly unusual. 791 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:30,379 Wait a second. You said that I could lose it to someone else, right? 792 00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:33,034 So does that mean that he took my luck from me? 793 00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:36,081 Maybe he needed it more than you. 794 00:45:36,168 --> 00:45:41,042 So he stole it? That little whack-kissing bandit! 795 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:43,262 No, that is just my luck, okay? 796 00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:46,047 And you're gonna help me and tell me how to get it back. 797 00:45:46,134 --> 00:45:48,441 Me? 798 00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:51,444 Well, let's see. Uh-- 799 00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:54,795 If he took it from you with a kiss, 800 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,191 then it stands to reason-- 801 00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:02,411 What? 802 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:08,722 DANA: So wait. We're talking 20 professional dancers? 803 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:11,769 One of these guys' lips are the key to getting my life back, guys. 804 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,814 -I don't believe it. -Whoa! 805 00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,121 -MAN: Hey, get off the sidewalk! -Take it eas'! 806 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,558 -What am I, a target? -See, it's ridiculous, right? 807 00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,952 You can't get your luck back by kissing a guy. 808 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:23,258 I don't believe how hot these guys are. 809 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:25,565 Oh, great! Now you're encouraging her? 810 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:27,741 Oh, no. I still think you're crazy. I'm just here to observe and mock. 811 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,875 Guys, I'm just trying to get my life the way it was again. 812 00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:33,225 Okay, how are you even gonna know if you kissed the right guy? You don't know what he looks like. 813 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:35,314 Oh, I've got a foolproof test. 814 00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:39,318 -[bell chiming] -Oh! Hey, hey, that's him! 815 00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:43,104 Oh, yeah. 816 00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:45,672 All right! 817 00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:48,849 [cheering] 818 00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:52,505 [gasps] Oh, my God! It's definitely him. 819 00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:55,029 -DANA: Oh, my gosh! -MAGGIE: Ashley, he's married! 820 00:46:55,116 --> 00:46:57,205 Ashley! 821 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,425 ♪ I don't need to know what you're thinking ♪ 822 00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:01,644 ♪ I got a mission ♪ 823 00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:05,039 -Michael! -♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 824 00:47:05,126 --> 00:47:07,737 ♪ I don't need to know what you're feeling ♪ 825 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,870 ♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪ 826 00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:12,612 -I suppose that's your sister? -No, no, muffin, muffin! 827 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:15,571 -Tomato. Sorry. -[arguing] 828 00:47:15,658 --> 00:47:18,139 You ruined my wedding! You ruined my wedding! 829 00:47:18,226 --> 00:47:22,361 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 830 00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,932 -♪ Save me the sunshine ♪ -Ooh, yeah. 831 00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:30,151 ♪ Drop down the moonlight ♪ 832 00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:33,807 ♪ Don't even know if I know your name ♪ 833 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:36,288 ♪♪ [continues, indistinct] 834 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:39,291 And, push, push, push! 835 00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:40,683 -Excuse me. -What's going on?. 836 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,685 This'll just be a minute. 837 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:45,601 ♪ I don't need to know what you're thinking ♪ 838 00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:47,952 ♪ I got a mission ♪ 839 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:51,085 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 840 00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:54,088 ♪ I don't need to know what you're feeling ♪ 841 00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:56,569 - ♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪ -[whistles] 842 00:47:56,656 --> 00:47:59,006 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 843 00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:01,356 -Sorry. -♪ This way and that way ♪ 844 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:04,359 -Here. Here. - ♪ Man, it's been a long day ♪ 845 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:07,101 -♪ Taxi, taxi, yeah you're right on time ♪ -[groans] 846 00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:09,712 -Thanks anyway. It's all right. -♪ Word to the wise, yeah ♪ 847 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:12,237 ♪ Never like surprises ♪ 848 00:48:12,324 --> 00:48:15,718 -Oh, Dana? -Hmm? What? 849 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:19,070 ♪ I don't need to know what you're feeling ♪ 850 00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:21,724 -Thank you so much. Feel better. -♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪ 851 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:24,727 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 852 00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:27,469 -♪ I'm runnin' down I'm runnin' down the line ♪ -Please, please, please, please. 853 00:48:27,556 --> 00:48:30,211 -♪ This way and that way to the track ♪ -Why? 854 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:33,388 ♪ I'll know it when I find it yeah, I'm looking, looking for a sign ♪ 855 00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:37,610 ♪ Could it be you or maybe you oh, yeah, I'm runnin' down the line ♪ 856 00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:40,743 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'm lookin' for a sign ♪ 857 00:48:47,663 --> 00:48:50,318 Hi. I'm Dave. 858 00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:56,107 ♪ I don't need to know what you're thinking ♪ 859 00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:58,718 -Hey, Lance. Can you hear me? -♪ I got a mission ♪ 860 00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:01,851 -Hi. How are you? -♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 861 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,463 -Um, okay, here goes. -♪ I don't need to know what you're feeling ♪ 862 00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,944 -♪ To walk on the ceiling ♪ -Oh! Ow! 863 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:10,077 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 864 00:49:10,164 --> 00:49:12,514 Girls. 865 00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:15,256 ♪ About a kiss ♪ 866 00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:17,041 He bit my tongue. 867 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:19,217 -♪ About a kiss ♪ -Give me that. 868 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,438 Here. 869 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:28,748 [warble] Oh, come on. Oh. 870 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,185 Ooh! We still have one left. 871 00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:33,013 -ASHLEY: Tom Guthrie. -DANA: Spit out the ice, Ash. 872 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,493 Mm. 873 00:49:35,363 --> 00:49:37,539 Tom Guthrie. 874 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:38,801 We've looked for him at, like, three different addresses already. 875 00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,890 Yeah. You know, you're right. 876 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,719 I'm like the rest of the rabbit after they cut off its lucky foot. 877 00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:47,288 -I should just give up. -Come on, Ash. It's not that bad. 878 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:50,204 Yeah, so you've kissed a dozen bacteria-ridden strangers. 879 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:53,729 -You know, you still got your friends. -Oh, thanks. 880 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:56,167 But it's probably best that we no longer touch. 881 00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:58,169 -[scoffs] -But I love you. 882 00:49:58,256 --> 00:50:00,998 Oh, you love me? I'm gonna get you. 883 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:02,651 -I'm gonna kiss you. -[screams] 884 00:50:07,178 --> 00:50:09,267 -♪♪ [hums] -[gasps] Pancakes! 885 00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,269 -MAGGIE: Hi, kitty. -[beeps] 886 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,445 -[voice machine] Hey, Ash. It's me, David. -[gasps] 887 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:16,013 Uh, big art opening tonight at Station "A" Gallery. 888 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:18,537 -David Pennington! - Meet you there at 7:00? Don't break my heart. 889 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,192 -[beeps] -David Pennington. Another date. 890 00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:24,499 -I'm not going. -Why not? It's a chance with a great guy. 891 00:50:24,586 --> 00:50:27,894 No. It's a chance to get hit by a bus. Maggie, 892 00:50:27,981 --> 00:50:29,983 your black cat is crossing my path. 893 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:32,290 -[scoffs] -Not good. 894 00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:36,946 Come on, Pancakes. Don't be scared of the superstitious, mean lady. 895 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:40,037 I'm not superstitious, but it's true. I mean, it's bad luck. 896 00:50:40,124 --> 00:50:42,648 [sighs] Dane, how's my scope? 897 00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:45,477 Leo. Leo. 898 00:50:45,564 --> 00:50:48,654 -"Your moon is in Uranus." -Ooh. 899 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,612 Doesn't sound pretty. 900 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:53,789 He could have canceled. Isn't that proof enough... 901 00:50:53,876 --> 00:50:56,053 that this whole bad luck thing is totally bogus? 902 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:58,011 [chuckles] I don't think so. 903 00:50:58,098 --> 00:51:01,449 Ashley, unlucky girls... 904 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:05,627 don't get asked out by one of Us Weekly's most eligible bachelors. 905 00:51:05,714 --> 00:51:09,153 Unlucky girls sit and watch their more fortunate friends get asked out... 906 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:12,156 while they sit at home and watch Oprahand eat last year's Halloween candy. 907 00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:15,289 -That's true. -You're right. 908 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:18,727 Of course I'm right. Go get ready. 909 00:51:18,814 --> 00:51:21,078 [sighs] You know what? 910 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:24,298 Maybe I'm not cursed. You know, I'm just looking at things the wrong way. 911 00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:25,995 And these setbacks could just be opportunities. 912 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,302 Of course. Exactly. 913 00:51:28,389 --> 00:51:31,740 -Because when one door closes-- -Two others open. 914 00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:35,092 Okay. I'm turning over a new leaf, and my good luck starts now. 915 00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:36,093 Good. 916 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,142 It's okay. 917 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,457 Oh-- 918 00:51:54,241 --> 00:51:56,504 Did you just put that back in your eye? 919 00:51:56,591 --> 00:52:00,029 -It was my last one, guys. -That's really gross. 920 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:01,335 Ow! My eye! 921 00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:03,816 [chattering] 922 00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:09,213 ASHLEY: But, you see, I--I'm on the list. I'm "plus one." 923 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,649 David Pennington, plus one. 924 00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:17,308 -Hi, David. -There he is. See? There he is. 925 00:52:19,005 --> 00:52:21,747 -Oh, hey. -David Pennington. There. 926 00:52:21,834 --> 00:52:24,445 No, no, no. There. She's--She's with me. 927 00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:26,969 Thank you. Oh! 928 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,146 Ooh. 929 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:32,149 I'm okay. Fine. 930 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:34,977 DAVID: Come on. I got a surprise for you. 931 00:52:38,894 --> 00:52:41,027 Oh, my God. 932 00:52:41,114 --> 00:52:44,073 Would you look at that big, ugly, 933 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,250 -brown pile of-- -Uh, Ashley-- 934 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:49,470 It looked like it came out of the rear end of an elephant. [groans] 935 00:52:49,557 --> 00:52:51,951 -Ashley. -Huh? 936 00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:55,041 Uh-- [clears throat] Meet my mother, the artist. 937 00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:57,783 -Hmm. -The artist. 938 00:52:57,870 --> 00:53:00,829 Hi, Mrs. Pennington. 939 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:03,919 You know, you look so much younger in person. 940 00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:06,835 Not that I mean you're old or anything. 941 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:09,838 David, if I'm going to listen to this, I'll need vodka. 942 00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,927 Good idea. 943 00:53:12,014 --> 00:53:13,407 -Waiter. -MAN: Yes, sir. 944 00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:19,587 Sure. Hmm? 945 00:53:19,674 --> 00:53:21,502 No, thank you. 946 00:53:23,678 --> 00:53:27,160 David, darling, that awful man from the Timesis here. 947 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,075 It's him. 948 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,685 -That son of a-- -Excuse me. 949 00:53:30,772 --> 00:53:34,167 Yeah? Oh, um, the waiter. He was just-- 950 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:37,344 -More your type? I totally agree. -Wha-- 951 00:53:37,431 --> 00:53:41,609 -Mother, please. -Um, if you two don't mind, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 952 00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:48,747 You! Finally. 953 00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:51,793 -Excuse me? -Okay, you're gonna keep your tongue in your mouth at all times, 954 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,492 -'cause this is strictly business. -What? 955 00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:56,581 -Now give me back my luck. Come here. -What the-- 956 00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:58,365 -Get off of me. -Just--Uh-oh. 957 00:53:58,452 --> 00:54:01,107 ♪♪ [techno] 958 00:54:01,194 --> 00:54:05,154 MAN [on P.A.]: From the bowels of this mortal coil come... the mud men. 959 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,592 -Kiss me, damn it! -Let me up! I'm in the show! 960 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:11,030 -MAN: I am a mud man. -WOMAN: I am a mud woman. 961 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,337 [group] We are mud people, 962 00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:16,688 and he is our mud king. 963 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:20,431 [murmuring] [groans] 964 00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:23,434 -Heart attack! I know C.P.R.! -I'm not having-- 965 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:25,871 ASHLEY: He's not breathing! 966 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:27,481 He's totally breathing! 967 00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,179 No, he's not. It's a cardiac reflex thing. 968 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:33,879 -I need to give him mouth-to-mouth. -[muffled] I can't breathe. 969 00:54:33,966 --> 00:54:37,274 [both moaning] 970 00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:40,581 Mmm. 971 00:54:40,668 --> 00:54:43,454 He's gonna be okay. 972 00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:56,162 -Sorry. -Lucky you were here. 973 00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:58,382 Lucky you know C.P.R. 974 00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:00,732 Yeah. You know what? That's me. Lucky. 975 00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:02,603 You know, I'm feeling kind of--Oh! 976 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,564 -[gasps] -[crowd gasping] 977 00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:09,001 Oh. 978 00:55:09,088 --> 00:55:11,003 WOMAN: Irreplaceable! 979 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:12,570 MAN: It's ruined. 980 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,880 -[shutter clicks] -You know, this is ridiculous. It was just mud. 981 00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:26,279 [clears throat] 982 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:29,413 You must have met my twin sister. She was in here the other night. 983 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,240 She's the bitch. I'm the nice one. 984 00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:07,973 -What can I get you? -Um, can I just have a glass of water? 985 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:11,324 No buy, no sit. See? 986 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,895 -Can I use the bathroom? -[scoffs] 987 00:56:16,982 --> 00:56:19,463 N-No buy, no bathroom! 988 00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:23,423 Okay. Great. Fine. Fine. I'm leaving. 989 00:56:23,510 --> 00:56:26,818 I'm leaving. Oh, are you all enjoying the show? 990 00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:29,298 You know, the real me doesn't have days like this. 991 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,866 As a matter of fact, maybe I'm not even here right now. 992 00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,782 This is all probably a--a dream that I'm having, 993 00:56:34,869 --> 00:56:37,394 induced by a-- a deep-tissue massage. 994 00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:41,136 -Yes. A massage that I won at a charity raffle. -MAN: Shut up. 995 00:56:41,223 --> 00:56:42,790 Man, that looks good. Are you done with that? 996 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,925 No. That was a joke. I'm not gonna eat your scraps. 997 00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:49,318 Gosh! Maybe just some bacon. 998 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:54,367 -[crowd groaning] -Mmm! Mmm! 999 00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:56,500 I don't know what she's doing. 1000 00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,719 Mmm! Mmm! 1001 00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:02,897 Oh, my God. I'm like a coyote. 1002 00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:05,247 [man chuckling] 1003 00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:09,251 Perfect. 1004 00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:11,558 Oh, not the salt. 1005 00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:14,387 Just so everyone knows, 1006 00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:18,217 I think what I'm about to do is completely ridiculous, but it can't hurt, can it? 1007 00:57:18,304 --> 00:57:20,349 Come on. 1008 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,439 -[screaming] My eye! -Oh, my God! 1009 00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:25,311 Oh! Oh, my-- 1010 00:57:25,398 --> 00:57:28,488 -It was an accident. I'm sorry. -Miss, I think it's, uh, 1011 00:57:28,575 --> 00:57:30,447 -time to go now. -Oh, my God. All right. 1012 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:33,275 I'm sorry. It was an accident. 1013 00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:35,190 [man groaning] 1014 00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:39,325 -JAKE: Wow, I think we're clear. -Thanks for that. Sorry. 1015 00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,546 -I couldn't help but overhear your, uh-- -Oh, meltdown? 1016 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:46,288 -[chuckles] -Yeah. Broke. Jobless. And I just ate le jambon d'étranger. 1017 00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:48,987 -What? -Oh, a stranger's bacon. I thought it would sound better in French. 1018 00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:51,903 -Oh. -Guess not. 1019 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:55,297 You looked a little hungry. I thought maybe you could use this. Turkey on rye, extra mustard. 1020 00:57:55,384 --> 00:57:58,083 Oh. Yes. Thank you. 1021 00:57:58,170 --> 00:58:01,869 -Thanks. Um, nice to meet you. -Okay. Yeah. 1022 00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:03,828 I'm gonna-- 1023 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:13,402 Look. I know of a job-- if you're looking for one. 1024 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,579 [chuckles] Really? What's the scam? 1025 00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:18,582 -No scam. -Well, do you want me to join your religion or something? 1026 00:58:18,669 --> 00:58:22,020 [chuckles] No. No religion stuff. 1027 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:25,284 It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours. 1028 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:27,765 That still doesn't answer my question. What's the scam? 1029 00:58:27,852 --> 00:58:30,942 Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L. 1030 00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:34,772 -S.O.L.? -"Shit out of luck." 1031 00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:38,689 What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there? 1032 00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:41,561 -Yeah. -Oh! 1033 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:46,740 Look. Where you are right now, I've been there. 1034 00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:50,439 Been there? I lived there. I was kind of the mayor of there. 1035 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,919 [chuckles] 1036 00:58:53,007 --> 00:58:54,618 I'm Jake. 1037 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:57,446 Ashley. 1038 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,883 -Oh, God. -Yeah, yeah. No, you got it. 1039 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:00,580 -Oh, my gosh. -Looks great on you. 1040 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:03,496 Can anything else-- I mean, to be honest, 1041 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:06,064 I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now. 1042 00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:07,892 For this one I think you'll be fine. 1043 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:10,068 Okay. Wanna check it out? 1044 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:13,245 -Why are you so nice? -Why--Just-- Look. I mean, 1045 00:59:13,332 --> 00:59:16,074 shit out of luck-- That's my thing. 1046 00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:18,163 -MAN: ...put me in this position. -Come on, you're gonna love her. 1047 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,339 -This is not fair. Jake, Listen. -She's great. 1048 00:59:20,426 --> 00:59:23,690 -I don't need another loser waitress here. -Okay, Mac. Okay. 1049 00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:26,954 -You won't be sorry. -[sighs] 1050 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:30,654 -I didn't get it. -No, no, no, no, no. No, no. It's not that. 1051 00:59:30,741 --> 00:59:34,396 You can have the job, but it's my old job. 1052 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,703 So? 1053 00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:39,271 Well, see, I--I'd hoped he would hire you as a waitress or something. 1054 00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:44,015 My old gig was kind of a-- like a janitor, food delivery person, toilet attendant. 1055 00:59:45,973 --> 00:59:47,714 I'll take it. I'll take it. 1056 00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:54,199 ♪ Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor ♪ 1057 00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:57,071 ♪ Cry your guts out till you got no more ♪ 1058 00:59:57,158 --> 01:00:01,206 ♪ Hey, man now you're really livin' ♪ 1059 01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:03,991 ♪ Have you ever sat down in the fresh-cut gas ♪ 1060 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:06,472 -♪ And thought about the moment and when it would pass ♪ -Whoa! God! 1061 01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:08,822 -Whoa! Whoa! -♪ Hey, man ♪ 1062 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,042 - ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ -Whoa. 1063 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:13,479 ♪ Now you're really giving everything ♪ Oh! 1064 01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:15,829 ♪ And you're really gettin' all you gave ♪ 1065 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:19,093 - ♪ Now you're really living what this life ♪ -Oh! 1066 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:20,573 ♪ Is all about ♪ God. 1067 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,575 Oh! Oh! 1068 01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:25,491 ♪ Well, I just saw the sun rise over the hill ♪ 1069 01:00:25,578 --> 01:00:27,972 ♪ Never used to give me much of a thrill ♪ 1070 01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:30,322 ♪ But hey, man ♪ 1071 01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:33,064 - ♪ Now I'm really livin' ♪ -Oh! 1072 01:00:34,979 --> 01:00:36,894 ♪ Hey ♪ 1073 01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,462 ♪ But hey, man ♪ 1074 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:43,074 ♪ Now I'm really livin' ♪ 1075 01:00:43,161 --> 01:00:45,816 -♪ Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor ♪ -[coughing] 1076 01:00:45,903 --> 01:00:47,905 -♪ Cry your guts out till you got no more ♪ -Oh! 1077 01:00:47,992 --> 01:00:50,385 ♪ Hey, man ♪ 1078 01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:52,257 ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ 1079 01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:56,217 ♪ Hey ♪ 1080 01:00:57,828 --> 01:01:00,874 ♪ Hey, man ♪ 1081 01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:04,138 - ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ -Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1082 01:01:04,225 --> 01:01:07,533 ♪ And you're really gettin' all you gave ♪ 1083 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:10,754 ♪ Now you're really living what this life is all about ♪ 1084 01:01:10,841 --> 01:01:12,277 Oh. 1085 01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:17,108 -♪ Now what would you say if I told you that ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 1086 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:19,806 -♪ Everyone thinks you're a crazy old cat ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 1087 01:01:19,893 --> 01:01:21,895 ♪ Hey, man ♪ 1088 01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:24,637 ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ 1089 01:01:24,724 --> 01:01:27,466 ♪ Hey ♪ 1090 01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:29,337 Oh! Oh! 1091 01:01:29,424 --> 01:01:32,689 Oh! 1092 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:36,301 -What the-- - ♪ Now you're really giving everything ♪ 1093 01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:39,217 ♪ And you're really gettin' all you gave ♪ 1094 01:01:39,304 --> 01:01:43,264 -I'll clean that up. -♪ Now you're really living what this life is all about ♪ 1095 01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:48,487 -♪ Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor ♪ -♪ Sing ♪ 1096 01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:50,619 ♪ Cry your guts out till you got no more ♪ 1097 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:53,144 [muffled] Come on, boys. Move it or lose it. Let's go. 1098 01:01:53,231 --> 01:01:55,624 ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ 1099 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:58,540 ♪ Well, I just saw the sun rise over the hill ♪ 1100 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,978 -♪ Never used to give me much of a thrill ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 1101 01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:03,197 ♪ Hey, man ♪ 1102 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:05,591 - ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ -There we go. 1103 01:02:07,332 --> 01:02:09,160 ♪ Now you're really livin' ♪ 1104 01:02:09,247 --> 01:02:13,120 ♪ Hey, man now you're really livin' ♪ 1105 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:16,341 JAKE: So, before Phillips will release the album, he wants to see you play a larger space... 1106 01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:18,647 -like the Knitting Factory. -[all] Oh! 1107 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,128 See if you can hold a big crowd for an hour, create some preheat. Huh? 1108 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:23,652 -Yeah! When? -I don't know. 1109 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:27,178 -Guys! Listen. Carley, turn the radio up. -♪♪ [radio: playing McFly] 1110 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:29,615 -No way! -That's it! That's it! 1111 01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:32,270 ♪♪ [continues] 1112 01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:34,446 Let's celebrate. Burgers and fries on me. 1113 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:36,665 [all] All right. 1114 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:40,713 Hey, sweetie. You, uh, scamper up that ladder and--and fix that light. 1115 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,194 -Well, I'm not so good with-- -Thanks. 1116 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:45,413 heights. 1117 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,068 MAN [on radio]: That's McFly, a new British invasion band-- 1118 01:02:48,155 --> 01:02:52,377 Phillips will tell us tonight. In the meantime, we have to focus on fine-tuning-- 1119 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,990 Whoa. 1120 01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:59,123 track-- See, that's not good. 1121 01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,431 JAKE: She should have gone up without the bulb, 1122 01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:05,782 then brought down the old one, because now she's gonna be juggling-- 1123 01:03:07,392 --> 01:03:09,176 Eh! Hey! 1124 01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:11,613 -You know where the broom is. -Yeah. I'll-- 1125 01:03:15,704 --> 01:03:18,969 And she should have turned off the light first because now she's gonna be-- 1126 01:03:19,056 --> 01:03:21,058 [screaming] 1127 01:03:21,145 --> 01:03:22,755 electrocuted. 1128 01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:27,107 -[panting] Oh, my God. -Hi. 1129 01:03:27,194 --> 01:03:29,675 Hi. 1130 01:03:29,762 --> 01:03:32,852 JAKE: So, other than, uh, you know, getting zapped, how's the job working out? 1131 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,985 -Oh, I can't complain. -That's good. 1132 01:03:35,072 --> 01:03:38,466 No. I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something. 1133 01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:40,817 Oh. I remember that. 1134 01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:44,211 -This is cold, so it'll help. -You're very handy with this stuff. 1135 01:03:44,298 --> 01:03:47,301 -Thanks. -Ah, that feels good. 1136 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:55,701 -Is that toothpaste? -Yeah. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for burned fingers. 1137 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:58,878 -[chuckles] -Yeah. It pays to be prepared. 1138 01:03:58,965 --> 01:04:00,837 I've got everything in this backpack. 1139 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:03,622 I have first aid, extra socks. 1140 01:04:03,709 --> 01:04:07,017 -Isn't that a bit defeatist? -No, it's being a realist. You've been out there. 1141 01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:09,236 [chuckles] Hey. Let me see your cell phone. 1142 01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:11,456 Why? 1143 01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:14,938 -What the--What is this? -Oh. Flip it like that. 1144 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,940 -Okay. -Like that. 1145 01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:19,203 Address book. 1146 01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:21,335 "Bergdorf's, Bendel's and sushi." 1147 01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:25,731 Are you nuts? Unlucky people need hospitals. 1148 01:04:25,818 --> 01:04:28,255 Also, never call 911. They take forever. 1149 01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:31,084 Fire responds. They're great. 1150 01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:33,521 Uh, National Poison Control Center. Ask for Lou. He's very good. 1151 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,480 -[chuckles] -[chuckles] 1152 01:04:39,005 --> 01:04:40,877 You know what? Um, 1153 01:04:42,704 --> 01:04:44,968 this backpack has seen me through just about everything. 1154 01:04:45,055 --> 01:04:46,578 And... 1155 01:04:46,665 --> 01:04:49,233 I think it's time to pass it on. 1156 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,845 -Oh. No, no, no. I couldn't. -No. No. Honestly, I think you should have it. 1157 01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:55,674 -Please. You need it more than I do. -Thank you. 1158 01:04:55,761 --> 01:04:58,285 -[cell phone rings] -[sighs] 1159 01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:04,161 Uh, I better take this. 1160 01:05:04,248 --> 01:05:09,166 -Oh, yeah. Sure. Of course. -Hey, Katy. How's my girl? What? 1161 01:05:09,253 --> 01:05:12,299 Your key? You checked the doormat? [chuckles] 1162 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:16,086 Um, okay. What-- What if I pick you up, take you to the new place? 1163 01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:18,523 Yeah. You'll love it. It's huge. 1164 01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:21,134 Okay. We'll have pizza. It'll be fun. 1165 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:25,095 -I gotta run. -Okay. Uh, yeah. 1166 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:28,968 See ya, Ashley. Uh, it's just a-- It's a girl. Yeah. No. 1167 01:05:29,055 --> 01:05:33,668 ♪ Was I invading in ♪ 1168 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:36,541 ♪ On your secrets ♪ 1169 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:39,022 ♪ Was I too close for comfort ♪ 1170 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:43,765 ♪ You're pushing me out when I wanted in ♪ 1171 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:45,767 ♪ What was I ♪ 1172 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:50,990 ♪ Just about to discover ♪ 1173 01:05:51,077 --> 01:05:53,645 ♪ When I got too close for comfort ♪ 1174 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:58,302 ♪ Driving you home ♪ 1175 01:05:58,389 --> 01:06:01,392 -Hey. Guys. Guys. Guys. Come on. -♪ Guess I'll never know ♪ 1176 01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:04,308 -Hey, guys. Sounds good. -How you doing? Thank you. 1177 01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:07,224 -What's going on? -Look, Jake. The Knitting Factory fell through. 1178 01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:09,835 -What? -Oh, you're joking. 1179 01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:13,186 -That sucks. -But "Five Colours" has been gettin' great radio play, 1180 01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:18,061 so I decided to book our boys at the new Hard Rock Cafe Times Square. 1181 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,758 No way! 1182 01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:22,195 -Who's your boy, huh? This is big! -Beauty! 1183 01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:26,025 -[chattering] -This is--This is big. How's my follow-up coming? 1184 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:28,419 We're--We're working on it. 1185 01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:31,683 -Uh-- -All right. That's good. Don't let me stop you. 1186 01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:34,991 -Sounds good, guys. Congratulations. -All right. Have a good one. 1187 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:39,169 So, um, Jake, when are we gonna hear this amazing follow-up? 1188 01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:42,172 -When you guys write it. -Right. 1189 01:06:43,521 --> 01:06:45,566 Hey, Jake. You got a delivery. 1190 01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:50,136 Over there. 1191 01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:52,182 DOUG: Hey. Isn't that that bird from the bowling alley? 1192 01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:54,227 -DANNY: Yeah. The electrocuted one. -TOM: Hey, Jakey. 1193 01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:56,838 Danny, let's work on your vocals for "Too Close for Comfort." 1194 01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:59,885 I think we're on the right track. Just tighten it up a little bit. 1195 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:02,279 Okay. We're-- We're gonna take it from the second verse. 1196 01:07:05,847 --> 01:07:07,284 -Hey. -Hey. 1197 01:07:07,371 --> 01:07:09,982 -Oh! I'm sorry. -It's okay. 1198 01:07:10,069 --> 01:07:13,203 -Thanks. Oh! -I got it. I got it. I got it. 1199 01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:15,857 ♪♪ [rock] 1200 01:07:15,944 --> 01:07:18,860 -I'm--I'm sorry about-- -No. Don't worry about it. 1201 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,124 Come on in. Check out this song. 1202 01:07:21,211 --> 01:07:23,474 ♪ Now that I find that you change your mind ♪ 1203 01:07:23,561 --> 01:07:27,695 -Sounds great, Tim. -♪ I'm lost for words ♪ 1204 01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,570 -They sound good. -Yeah. Yeah. They do, don't they? 1205 01:07:32,657 --> 01:07:35,573 -Yeah. -So, did you hear we're playing the new Hard Rock? 1206 01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:38,706 Wow. That's great. Yeah. Well, besides the fact that it's a huge space, 1207 01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:41,013 I'm probably not gonna be able to fill it, 1208 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,842 -and I'm kind of dead. -Well, I mean, it's tough, but not impossible. 1209 01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:49,326 ♪ Was I invading in on your secrets ♪ 1210 01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:54,244 ♪ Was I too close for comfort ♪ 1211 01:07:54,331 --> 01:07:57,725 So, you think maybe, uh, you'd want to go to coffee later... 1212 01:07:57,812 --> 01:08:00,380 or something maybe? 1213 01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:03,601 Yeah, um-- [clears throat] That'd be nice. 1214 01:08:03,688 --> 01:08:06,169 ♪ To discover ♪ 1215 01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:09,346 -[door opens] -♪ Was I too close for comfort ♪ 1216 01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:11,739 Oh. There she is. 1217 01:08:13,045 --> 01:08:15,526 ♪ Guess I'll never know ♪ 1218 01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:18,398 -Oh. Is--Is that Katy? -Yeah.[chuckles] 1219 01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:20,748 She's cute, huh? She picked out this jacket. 1220 01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:23,360 -Oh. Nice. -Yeah. 1221 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:28,147 -Looks like a tramp. -What? 1222 01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:32,064 What? Camp. Camp. She looks like someone I went to camp with. 1223 01:08:32,151 --> 01:08:34,022 -Yeah. -Huh. Strange. 1224 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,329 Weird. 1225 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:39,854 You know, I--I better get going. Uh, Mac wants me to reset the rat traps. 1226 01:08:39,941 --> 01:08:41,856 So, should I call you tonight? 1227 01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:44,729 Um, yeah, about that-- Oh, geez. 1228 01:08:44,816 --> 01:08:48,646 Um, yeah. Some other time maybe. I have other plans. 1229 01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:51,692 -If that's cool. Sorry about that again. -That's okay. 1230 01:08:51,779 --> 01:08:53,825 -Bye. -Bye. 1231 01:08:53,912 --> 01:08:56,306 -♪ On your secrets ♪ -[door closes] 1232 01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:58,525 ♪ Was I too close for comfort ♪ 1233 01:08:58,612 --> 01:09:00,788 -♪ You're pushing me out ♪ -Oh! 1234 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:03,661 ♪ When I wanted in ♪ 1235 01:09:03,748 --> 01:09:05,532 ♪ What was I-- ♪ 1236 01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:08,883 [tires screeching] 1237 01:09:12,409 --> 01:09:14,715 -Thanks for the ride, Jake. -Yeah. Hold up one second. 1238 01:09:16,717 --> 01:09:19,329 Um, so I'll see you later? 1239 01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:22,245 Tell Aunt Martha I'm gonna send Bernie with the car to pick you up. Don't forget your homework. 1240 01:09:22,332 --> 01:09:24,812 -Yeah, yeah. I hear ya. Later. -All right. See ya. 1241 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,771 [door closes] 1242 01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:35,388 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. 1243 01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:38,130 Don't open the umbrella. Not inside. 1244 01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:39,697 Very unlucky. 1245 01:09:40,872 --> 01:09:42,787 [grunting] 1246 01:09:47,008 --> 01:09:48,880 -[whimpers] -[wind howls] 1247 01:09:48,967 --> 01:09:52,057 Oh! Oh! [yelps] 1248 01:09:52,144 --> 01:09:55,365 [breathing heavily] 1249 01:09:57,454 --> 01:09:59,325 -Bernie. -Yes, sir? 1250 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:01,849 Back it up, will ya? 1251 01:10:06,376 --> 01:10:08,769 [whimpers] 1252 01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:10,771 Oh, God. 1253 01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:17,778 You know, there's a poncho in that backpack. 1254 01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:22,000 I didn't even think to--to look. 1255 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:24,307 Can I give you a ride? 1256 01:10:24,394 --> 01:10:27,266 I only live 29 blocks from here. 1257 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:30,922 Uh, at least take my umbrella. 1258 01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:33,577 I already have one. 1259 01:10:33,664 --> 01:10:36,884 You know, I got a washer-dryer, uh, 1260 01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:40,366 microwave popcorn, satellite TV. 1261 01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:43,978 No. I--I-- I really shouldn't. 1262 01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:47,591 Look. I don't do this for just anybody, but... 1263 01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:50,724 I'll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows. 1264 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,077 I love the tiny marshmallows. 1265 01:10:57,992 --> 01:11:00,734 How about you toss the lightning rod and get in? 1266 01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:02,736 Oh. 1267 01:11:04,782 --> 01:11:06,697 Thank you. 1268 01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:23,496 [thunder rumbling] 1269 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:27,152 -[door closes] -[sighs] 1270 01:11:27,239 --> 01:11:29,328 -Nice place. -Yeah. Um-- 1271 01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:32,200 We should get you some dry clothes. Here. Let me get this. 1272 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,203 -Oh, thank you. -Laundry room's that way. Bathroom's right over there. 1273 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:38,163 Uh, kitchen's right here. Go whichever way you think you should go. 1274 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:40,078 -Thanks. -Yeah. Sure. 1275 01:11:42,907 --> 01:11:44,300 [sighs] 1276 01:11:46,476 --> 01:11:48,347 Mind if I throw some of my clothes in with yours? 1277 01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:51,394 No. Not at all. Wow. Laundry room in your apartment. 1278 01:11:51,481 --> 01:11:55,485 -As far as I'm concerned, that's when you know you've arrived. -Yeah. It's pretty cool. 1279 01:11:55,572 --> 01:11:58,401 -[chuckles] -You know what? I should wash this too. Hold on. 1280 01:11:58,488 --> 01:12:01,360 Okay. [sighs] 1281 01:12:12,284 --> 01:12:14,591 Oh. Oh, shoot. 1282 01:12:14,678 --> 01:12:18,159 -Toss this in for me, will ya? -Um, yeah. Sure. 1283 01:12:18,246 --> 01:12:20,336 -Thanks. -[phone rings] 1284 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:23,556 -Oh. I should get this. I'll be right back. -Okay. I'll be in here. 1285 01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:27,386 -[beeps] -[groans] 1286 01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:29,693 Since when does a washing machine need an L.C.D. screen? 1287 01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:32,217 -[beeps] -Okay. 1288 01:12:32,304 --> 01:12:34,219 -[beeps] -[whirring] 1289 01:12:34,306 --> 01:12:36,526 [sighs] 1290 01:12:47,058 --> 01:12:49,756 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What is going on? 1291 01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:52,150 Oh, my gosh. 1292 01:12:52,237 --> 01:12:54,544 Oh, no! 1293 01:12:54,631 --> 01:12:57,851 Stop! Please stop! Stop! 1294 01:12:57,938 --> 01:13:01,333 -[beeping] -Um, off. 1295 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:02,769 Off! [groans] 1296 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:06,512 What are you, possessed? Oh! 1297 01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:11,125 -Everything okay in there? -Yeah! Everything's fine. 1298 01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:13,127 -Okay. -Oh! 1299 01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:18,524 What is going on? Okay. Water off. 1300 01:13:18,611 --> 01:13:20,744 Water off! Oh! 1301 01:13:20,831 --> 01:13:23,355 -Oh, God! -[beeping] 1302 01:13:23,442 --> 01:13:25,575 Off! Off! 1303 01:13:25,662 --> 01:13:27,315 -[whirring] -No, not spin! 1304 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,143 [gasps] 1305 01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:31,102 -[whirring] -[gasping] Oh, my God. 1306 01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,017 Hello? 1307 01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:39,893 Oh, my God. Oh! 1308 01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:42,505 -Stop! Please stop! -JAKE: Okay. Uh-- 1309 01:13:42,592 --> 01:13:44,507 I'm sorry. 1310 01:13:44,594 --> 01:13:46,378 I'm so sorry. 1311 01:13:46,465 --> 01:13:48,946 I got it. I got it. I got-- 1312 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,602 -[whirring stops] -[sighs] 1313 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:55,082 -How'd you do that? -[chuckles] 1314 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:57,563 Uh, there's a-- there's an off button on the L.C.D. screen. 1315 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:04,352 What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster, and I give up. 1316 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,486 -You give up? -I give up. I don't care anymore. 1317 01:14:07,573 --> 01:14:09,706 You know what? It feels great. 1318 01:14:09,793 --> 01:14:12,491 [yelps] 1319 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:16,364 You know what? I gave up years ago. It's my secret to happiness. 1320 01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:22,022 Oh! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1321 01:14:22,109 --> 01:14:24,372 -JAKE: Play fair. -Oh. 1322 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,939 -Ow. -Oh, no. 1323 01:14:26,026 --> 01:14:27,288 -Oh, man. -Your eye? 1324 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,551 -Oh, you're done. -I'm sorry. 1325 01:14:28,638 --> 01:14:30,553 No. 1326 01:14:35,296 --> 01:14:36,602 Oh, cool! 1327 01:14:36,689 --> 01:14:39,126 Oh, am I interrupting something? 1328 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:41,694 -Hi, Katy. -Hi. 1329 01:14:41,781 --> 01:14:45,742 -Wait. You're Katy? -Last time I checked. 1330 01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:48,919 Hi. I'm Ashley. 1331 01:14:52,009 --> 01:14:54,881 JAKE: No. No, that's not a problem. I'm on it. Yeah. 1332 01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:57,449 So, Jake tells me you're a loser. 1333 01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,843 What? I'm not a loser. 1334 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:02,193 That's cool. I'm a loser too. 1335 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:05,588 Anyway, it's just like a term of affection, not a permanent condition. 1336 01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:07,981 -Oh. -You just haven't had any good luck. That's all. 1337 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,679 JAKE: No, no. It's great. 1338 01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:11,463 I love these little marshmallow things. 1339 01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:14,118 So do I. 1340 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:17,208 JAKE: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk later. All right, sir. Bye. 1341 01:15:17,295 --> 01:15:19,776 -[chuckles] Oh, my God. -Hot. 1342 01:15:19,863 --> 01:15:23,867 -What's the problem? -Oh, Phillips wants the new song ready before the concert. 1343 01:15:23,954 --> 01:15:26,086 -And? -And we don't have shit. 1344 01:15:26,173 --> 01:15:28,524 [gasps] 1345 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:31,439 I mean shoot. We don't have shoot. 1346 01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:34,312 We don't have to tell Aunt Martha about this, do we? 1347 01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:36,706 Don't stress it. I'll write you a kick-ass song. 1348 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:39,491 Oh, so you're a-- you're a songwriter now? Very funny. 1349 01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,449 -You could be a little more supportive. -Well, this is serious, Katy. 1350 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:42,929 -This is my life we're-- -Guy--Guys-- 1351 01:15:43,016 --> 01:15:44,888 -No shoot. -No shoot. That-- 1352 01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:47,978 Ahem! Uh--I think I can help you out. 1353 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,675 What do you have in mind? 1354 01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:52,765 Well, I have this friend-- 1355 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:56,508 MAGGIE: ♪ Yeah I got you ♪ 1356 01:15:56,595 --> 01:16:00,120 ♪ Oh, to make me feel better ♪ 1357 01:16:01,948 --> 01:16:07,650 ♪ And I know you'll help me through this stormy weather ♪ 1358 01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:13,917 ♪ Yeah I got you ♪ 1359 01:16:14,004 --> 01:16:15,135 What a song. 1360 01:16:17,747 --> 01:16:20,663 I totally understand. If you don't want to use it, it's cool. 1361 01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,752 No. No, it--it's great. 1362 01:16:22,839 --> 01:16:24,928 Just a few little adjustments. 1363 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:27,191 Hey, Harry. Double the tempo. 1364 01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:30,368 Danny, Tom, why don't you kick it off tight and rough it up a bit? 1365 01:16:30,455 --> 01:16:33,284 ♪♪ [rock] 1366 01:16:36,766 --> 01:16:40,944 ♪ The world would be a lonely place ♪ 1367 01:16:43,207 --> 01:16:45,862 ♪ Without the one that puts ♪ 1368 01:16:45,949 --> 01:16:48,995 ♪ A smile on your face ♪ 1369 01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:52,042 -Ashley. -Yeah? 1370 01:16:52,129 --> 01:16:55,828 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1371 01:16:55,915 --> 01:17:01,051 ♪ I won't be lonely when I'm down ♪ 1372 01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:04,097 ♪ And I got you ♪ 1373 01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:07,535 ♪ To make me feel stronger ♪ 1374 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,147 ♪ When the days are rough and the hours seems ♪ 1375 01:17:10,234 --> 01:17:12,584 - ♪ Much longer ♪ -[screams] 1376 01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:15,369 ♪ I got you ♪ 1377 01:17:15,456 --> 01:17:18,155 -Hey. -♪ To make me feel better ♪ 1378 01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:20,940 So I hear a rumor that, uh, you have another hit for me. 1379 01:17:21,027 --> 01:17:24,204 Well, it's, uh-- it's rough, but I got a good feeling, sir. Yeah. 1380 01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:27,294 Sounds good. Positivity. That's what I like. 1381 01:17:27,381 --> 01:17:29,645 Oh, yeah. Congratulations on, uh, selling out. 1382 01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:31,777 Selling out? 1383 01:17:31,864 --> 01:17:34,737 You mean the Hard Rock? We sold out the Hard Rock? 1384 01:17:34,824 --> 01:17:36,739 I BlackBerried you. I don't have a BlackBerry. 1385 01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:39,132 -Tiffany, get him a BlackBerry. -Yes. 1386 01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:42,396 -There's a line around the corner of people just hoping to get in. -Ah? 1387 01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:45,138 Hey, hey, hey. I don't hug people, but, look, bro. 1388 01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:48,533 You saved my life twice. Once at the masquerade bash and--and now. 1389 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,840 JAKE: I--It was a great night for me too. 1390 01:17:50,927 --> 01:17:53,973 I mean, ever since then I've been about the luckiest guy in the world. 1391 01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:57,542 -[chuckles] -Look. Come by my office later. 1392 01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,587 -It can't be. -I got some ideas. 1393 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,025 -JAKE: Okay. -Geez. 1394 01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:04,549 Jake. Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash. 1395 01:18:04,636 --> 01:18:05,942 -Uh-uh. -Yes. 1396 01:18:06,029 --> 01:18:06,899 -No. -Yes. 1397 01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,814 -No. -Yes. 1398 01:18:08,901 --> 01:18:12,339 Yes! That's great. He's hot. 1399 01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,385 You don't understand. If I kiss Jake, 1400 01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:17,649 it's hello, fabulous carefree life. 1401 01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:20,173 And that's a problem? 1402 01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:23,350 -Well-- -Go. 1403 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,265 ♪♪ [continues] 1404 01:18:30,488 --> 01:18:32,882 ♪ Hold you through the night ♪ 1405 01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:35,754 ♪ And you'll be unaware ♪ 1406 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,800 ♪ But if you need me ♪ 1407 01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:43,719 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1408 01:18:44,894 --> 01:18:46,809 -Ashley. -No, no, no, no, no. 1409 01:18:46,896 --> 01:18:48,854 Um, I have to go now. 1410 01:18:48,941 --> 01:18:52,553 -♪♪ [continues] -Uh, now? 1411 01:18:55,121 --> 01:18:57,994 ♪ Yeah, I got you ♪ 1412 01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:00,474 ♪ Oh, to make me feel stronger ♪ 1413 01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:03,913 -Whoa! -Oh, my God. 1414 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,742 ♪♪ [ends] 1415 01:19:09,092 --> 01:19:11,007 [sighs] 1416 01:19:13,313 --> 01:19:16,229 -Taxi! -[tires screeching] 1417 01:19:16,316 --> 01:19:18,971 Sorry. I was just checking something. 1418 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:27,371 [gasps] Five dollars. Yes. 1419 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,329 -Thank you, luck. -Ashley? 1420 01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:31,418 Miss Braden. 1421 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:34,073 Listen. I am so sorry for-- 1422 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,423 -Antonio? -Hey, Ash. 1423 01:19:36,510 --> 01:19:39,122 -Hi. -How lucky that we ran into you. 1424 01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:41,864 I feel just horrible about those things I said to you. 1425 01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:44,518 No. Stop. You were right to blame it all on me. 1426 01:19:44,605 --> 01:19:49,915 Then let me blame you for bringing this sweet, wonderful, iron-tushed man into my life. 1427 01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:52,135 Yes. We're getting married, baby. 1428 01:19:52,222 --> 01:19:54,877 -No way! -It's true. I bought him the ring. 1429 01:19:54,964 --> 01:19:58,706 -Well, good for you guys. Congratulations. -Ashley, 1430 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,883 I want you to come back to work for me. 1431 01:20:02,928 --> 01:20:06,410 -Are you kidding? -I can't lose you. You are my good luck charm. 1432 01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:08,455 I--I don't know what to say. 1433 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:11,850 Well, we have a huge pitch tonight. St. Regis at 8:00. 1434 01:20:11,937 --> 01:20:14,635 So, say you'll be by my side, 1435 01:20:14,722 --> 01:20:17,987 and say you'll be wearing something appropriate to your new vice president title. 1436 01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:21,686 Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes. Thank you. 1437 01:20:21,773 --> 01:20:23,731 -Bye. -Bye. 1438 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:26,386 Oh! Yes! My luck is back! 1439 01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:28,301 Oh, my God. 1440 01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:32,349 -Hello. -MAGGIE: Ash? 1441 01:20:33,524 --> 01:20:35,439 Anyone want some late lunch? 1442 01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:37,528 -Hi. -Hi. 1443 01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:40,096 Hey. I have some surprises. 1444 01:20:40,183 --> 01:20:44,317 Ta-da! Last one in stock, and just my size. Lucky, huh? 1445 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:47,146 -Yeah. -And I went to Miyakami and I got two orders of everything on the menu, 1446 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:49,670 'cause I thought we could use a little celebration. 1447 01:20:49,757 --> 01:20:52,891 -That's nice. -Oh. Yeah. 1448 01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:54,893 What's wrong? 1449 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,461 The band isn't gonna do Maggie's song. 1450 01:20:57,548 --> 01:20:59,245 What? Why not? 1451 01:20:59,332 --> 01:21:01,944 Phillips is superstitious. 1452 01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:03,859 -Come on. -He thinks that new groups... 1453 01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:06,600 should only perform music that they've written themselves. 1454 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:09,516 -That's crazy. -No. It's just bad luck. 1455 01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:12,824 Look. I'm sorry this is happening. I didn't have anything to do with-- 1456 01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:16,915 Ashley, stop. It's not your fault. It's life. Right? 1457 01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:21,398 Come on. We gotta get going. We gotta get there before they go on. I want to wish them luck. 1458 01:21:21,485 --> 01:21:25,881 -You're still going? -Oh, yeah. We have V.I.P. tickets. Why waste 'em? You? 1459 01:21:25,968 --> 01:21:30,146 -Um, actually, I'm not. I have, um, a meeting. -[door opens] 1460 01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:33,062 -Job interview? -Actually, it's a funny story. 1461 01:21:33,149 --> 01:21:36,979 -Um, Peggy rehired me. -MAGGIE: Ashley! 1462 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:39,111 I am so proud of you. 1463 01:21:40,852 --> 01:21:43,724 You totally stuck it out, and it all got better. 1464 01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:45,944 Are you sure you're gonna be okay? 1465 01:21:46,031 --> 01:21:47,685 Well of course. What choice do I have? 1466 01:21:47,772 --> 01:21:50,383 I mean, if you dwell on all the bad things in life, 1467 01:21:50,470 --> 01:21:52,995 -you miss out on all the good things. -Come on, it's getting late. 1468 01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:55,562 -Well, have fun. -Good luck on your meeting, Ashley. 1469 01:21:55,649 --> 01:21:57,608 Thanks. 1470 01:21:58,696 --> 01:22:00,698 ASHLEY: Bye. 1471 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:35,733 ♪♪ [rock] 1472 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,176 -♪♪ [continues] -MAN: Cool! 1473 01:22:44,263 --> 01:22:47,179 -We're down front! -WOMAN: Wow! 1474 01:22:47,266 --> 01:22:49,225 -DOUG: So big! -DANNY: So many people. 1475 01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:51,314 TOM: Look how many people there are. 1476 01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:54,578 -DANNY: Hottie, mate. There's a hottie there. -TOM: Yeah. 1477 01:22:54,665 --> 01:22:56,841 I hope it goes well. 1478 01:22:56,928 --> 01:22:59,713 All right. Guys, guys. Final touches. Dressing room now. Come on. 1479 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,978 -Let's do this. Come on. -TOM: I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. 1480 01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:05,589 [chattering] 1481 01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:10,333 Hey, Nick. Nick. How are ya? 1482 01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,944 Oh, bollocks! 1483 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:15,381 NICK: You look very nervous. 1484 01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:17,470 -Thank you. I appreciate that. -Want some herbal tea? We have some herbal tea. 1485 01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:19,298 JAKE: Thank you for that. That would be great. 1486 01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:22,127 The monitors hot for Danny and Tom, right? 1487 01:23:22,214 --> 01:23:24,521 -The input for the reverb in the distortion pedals? -NICK: Are two and three. 1488 01:23:24,608 --> 01:23:27,350 JAKE: Good. And just remember. The switch-outs at three, five and nine. 1489 01:23:27,437 --> 01:23:30,527 -Right. Right. -Someone could fall down this. I'm gonna shut it. 1490 01:23:30,614 --> 01:23:32,355 Whoa! 1491 01:23:32,442 --> 01:23:34,531 Hello? 1492 01:23:34,618 --> 01:23:36,446 Jake? Guys? 1493 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:39,405 [whistles] Cab! Taxi! 1494 01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:42,234 Oy! We're never gonna get a cab at this hour. 1495 01:23:42,321 --> 01:23:45,281 -Think positive. -[horn honks] 1496 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:48,023 Hey. Guys. Jump in. Come on. 1497 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:50,155 Ashley. [squeals] 1498 01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:54,725 -Let's go. We don't have much time. -What are you doing? 1499 01:23:56,422 --> 01:23:58,642 I can't stop sweatin'. 1500 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:00,644 DANNY: Shocking! [laughs] 1501 01:24:00,731 --> 01:24:02,559 -You guys ready? -Yeah. Stoked. 1502 01:24:02,646 --> 01:24:04,604 Yeah. Born ready. 1503 01:24:04,691 --> 01:24:07,259 -[groans] My eye! -DOUG: My "A" string. 1504 01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:09,131 Danny, look at me. You can see, right? 1505 01:24:09,218 --> 01:24:11,220 -[groans] -See, please? 1506 01:24:11,307 --> 01:24:13,396 Two minutes, you guys. Good luck. 1507 01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:16,442 DANNY: Two minutes? I--I need some ice. I need some ice. 1508 01:24:20,751 --> 01:24:23,101 Hello! 1509 01:24:23,188 --> 01:24:25,886 Guys, I'm here! 1510 01:24:25,973 --> 01:24:28,976 Okay. Look. I know you guys are nervous. That's fine. Just-- 1511 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,891 Hold that thought. 1512 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:33,155 [vomits] 1513 01:24:34,243 --> 01:24:38,160 Good idea. [vomits] 1514 01:24:38,247 --> 01:24:42,077 -Whoo! -Air fre--Air freshener. 1515 01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:44,035 Oh, by the way, have you seen Harry anywhere? 1516 01:24:46,907 --> 01:24:48,866 He's--He's not here? 1517 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:54,089 Hello? 1518 01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:59,572 -Okay, guys. Spread out, find him. -All right. 1519 01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:01,661 -Nick. Nick. -DANNY: Harry! 1520 01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:03,576 -Yeah. -Uh, have you seen-- have you seen Harry? 1521 01:25:03,663 --> 01:25:05,622 -Who? -Harry the drummer. 1522 01:25:05,709 --> 01:25:08,668 -Who? -Uh--Harry! 1523 01:25:08,755 --> 01:25:11,062 Harry! 1524 01:25:11,149 --> 01:25:13,151 -Harry. -[man gasps] 1525 01:25:13,238 --> 01:25:15,110 -Harry. -MAN 1526 01:25:15,197 --> 01:25:16,676 -MAN -Sorry. 1527 01:25:16,763 --> 01:25:18,722 [cheering] 1528 01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:25,642 PHILLIPS: D.M.R.'s got the money, baby! 1529 01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:31,126 Excuse me, sir. Could you make a left up ahead? Union Square's always a mess. 1530 01:25:31,213 --> 01:25:33,432 I can't believe you blew off Peggy Braden. 1531 01:25:33,519 --> 01:25:36,174 She'll get over it. If Jake's bad luck is half as bad as mine was, 1532 01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:38,176 then we don't have much time. 1533 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:40,570 [tires squeal] 1534 01:25:40,657 --> 01:25:43,573 Harry. Harry, are you in here? 1535 01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:45,618 -Hey. Has anyone seen Harry? -[all] No. 1536 01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:48,665 -Excuse me. Has anyone seen Harry? The drummer. -No. 1537 01:25:48,752 --> 01:25:51,624 -Harry! -Has--Has anybody got a 20 on the drummer? 1538 01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:53,670 WOMAN [on headsets]: What's he look like? 1539 01:25:53,757 --> 01:25:56,063 Yeah. I don't know. They all look alike to me. 1540 01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,414 [chattering] 1541 01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:00,807 Harry! 1542 01:26:03,201 --> 01:26:05,116 Harry. 1543 01:26:07,118 --> 01:26:09,033 -Harry. -MAN: Start the show! 1544 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:11,253 Harry. 1545 01:26:11,340 --> 01:26:13,472 -He's not here. -MAN 1546 01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:15,692 He's not here either. 1547 01:26:15,779 --> 01:26:18,434 -[crowd shouting] -[muttering] 1548 01:26:18,521 --> 01:26:22,960 -[laughing] -Ah, but then-- No no. No, no, no. 1549 01:26:23,047 --> 01:26:25,484 -Jake, baby! -Hey! 1550 01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:28,313 I understand the drill-- keep 'em waiting--but the natives are gettin' restless. 1551 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,490 -We thought it was normal to go up a half hour late. -TOM: Jake. 1552 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:34,101 Jake, we can't find Harry anywhere. He's not upstairs. He's gone. 1553 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,234 -Checked the loos. He's not in men's or women's. -No. 1554 01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,236 There something you want to tell me, Jake? 1555 01:26:39,585 --> 01:26:41,544 We--We have a problem. 1556 01:26:41,631 --> 01:26:43,502 [crowd chattering] 1557 01:26:46,157 --> 01:26:49,204 Hello? What the hell is that? 1558 01:26:57,386 --> 01:27:00,127 -Oh! We're so late. Come on! Come on! -Oh, my gosh! 1559 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:03,392 Thank you! Wait. You guys. You guys. Backstage is this way. 1560 01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:06,046 -MAGGIE: Come on. Hi. Excuse me. -DANA: Hi. Watch out, buddy. 1561 01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:08,266 -MAGGIE: Come on! -DANA: Hold on a second, girls. 1562 01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:10,268 ASHLEY: Catch up, Dana. You got the passes. 1563 01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:12,009 MAN: Let's go! 1564 01:27:12,096 --> 01:27:14,316 Hello. 1565 01:27:14,403 --> 01:27:16,927 Hello. 1566 01:27:17,014 --> 01:27:18,624 [crowd chattering] 1567 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,931 And I, for one, 1568 01:27:21,018 --> 01:27:25,414 am not looking forward to going out here and telling this angry crowd... 1569 01:27:25,501 --> 01:27:28,112 that the band decided not to play. 1570 01:27:28,199 --> 01:27:30,506 Oh. That won't be me. 1571 01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:32,638 That's gonna be you. 1572 01:27:32,725 --> 01:27:36,076 Unless you get your boys out there now! 1573 01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:37,991 Mr. Phillips, without a--a drummer? 1574 01:27:38,078 --> 01:27:40,255 -No way. -It won't work. 1575 01:27:40,342 --> 01:27:45,608 Hey, guys. I used to be the, uh, backup drummer for, uh, Whitesnake. 1576 01:27:45,695 --> 01:27:48,263 -[all groan] -PHILLIPS: Whitesnake? Hell, yeah! 1577 01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:50,613 -There you go. Here's your drummer. -Wait a minute. 1578 01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:53,572 -We're not gonna go out there without Harry. -TOM: It's not gonna happen. 1579 01:27:53,659 --> 01:27:55,661 McFly doesn't play, 1580 01:27:55,748 --> 01:27:57,707 you'll be lucky enough to manage... 1581 01:27:57,794 --> 01:27:59,839 -a high school marching band. -ASHLEY: Jake. 1582 01:27:59,926 --> 01:28:02,277 -Get out of the way. -We got a problem. We need a new band. 1583 01:28:02,364 --> 01:28:05,236 - Cancel the limo. -Get out of the way, please. All right. Now go. 1584 01:28:05,323 --> 01:28:07,369 Ashley, now's not a-- 1585 01:28:07,456 --> 01:28:09,806 -What the hell is this? -[together] Shh! 1586 01:28:16,726 --> 01:28:21,383 And in nine, eight, seven-- 1587 01:28:22,514 --> 01:28:25,691 -Oh, no. -Who hit the smoke? 1588 01:28:25,778 --> 01:28:29,521 Five, four, three-- 1589 01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,916 Whoa. [coughing] 1590 01:28:33,003 --> 01:28:34,831 two-- 1591 01:28:38,487 --> 01:28:39,923 Whoa. 1592 01:28:40,010 --> 01:28:41,707 Is that--Is that Harry? 1593 01:28:41,794 --> 01:28:43,883 [chuckles nervously] 1594 01:28:45,624 --> 01:28:48,671 WOMAN: Get started, baby! 1595 01:28:48,758 --> 01:28:51,195 We're on. We're on. 1596 01:28:51,282 --> 01:28:54,416 -No way. The freak went on without us. -[mouthing words] 1597 01:28:54,503 --> 01:28:56,809 I don't believe it. 1598 01:29:00,944 --> 01:29:03,425 Hey. Do me a favor. 1599 01:29:03,512 --> 01:29:06,689 Play Maggie's song. Absolutely. 1600 01:29:06,776 --> 01:29:08,778 Hey. Let's kick it off with "I've Got You." 1601 01:29:08,865 --> 01:29:10,910 Yeah. Definitely. Come on. Let's go. 1602 01:29:10,997 --> 01:29:13,652 -DOUG: Phillips is gonna be pissed. -DANNY: Who cares? 1603 01:29:13,739 --> 01:29:17,352 -[woman shouts] -[crowd cheering] 1604 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:22,444 Harry. Harry, we're playing "I've Got You." 1605 01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:26,709 -♪♪ [rock] -[cheering] 1606 01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:31,148 Ashley. Thank you. 1607 01:29:31,235 --> 01:29:33,846 You're welcome. 1608 01:29:40,505 --> 01:29:43,465 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay. 1609 01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:45,510 Oh, I'm proud of you. 1610 01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:54,606 ♪ The world would be a lonely place ♪ 1611 01:29:56,521 --> 01:30:00,960 ♪ Without the one that puts a smile on your face ♪ 1612 01:30:02,353 --> 01:30:07,227 ♪ So hold me till the sun burns out ♪ 1613 01:30:08,664 --> 01:30:12,972 ♪ I won't be lonely when I'm down ♪ 1614 01:30:13,059 --> 01:30:15,235 -Katy! -Yes! 1615 01:30:15,322 --> 01:30:17,455 -They're great! -It's good! 1616 01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:19,849 ♪ To make me feel stronger ♪ 1617 01:30:19,936 --> 01:30:25,071 ♪ When the days are rough and an hour feels much longer ♪ 1618 01:30:27,247 --> 01:30:30,425 - ♪ I never doubted you at all ♪ -Danny! Whoo! 1619 01:30:31,861 --> 01:30:34,167 I thought I told you not to play this song. 1620 01:30:35,604 --> 01:30:38,302 Well, I guess I'm not superstitious. 1621 01:30:38,389 --> 01:30:41,000 But I am. 1622 01:30:41,087 --> 01:30:43,438 I should fire you, Jake. 1623 01:30:43,525 --> 01:30:46,353 But it works. 1624 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:49,008 It works. Good job. 1625 01:30:49,095 --> 01:30:51,663 - ♪ Right into my ear ♪ -Thank you. 1626 01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:54,274 ♪ 'Cause I got you ♪ 1627 01:30:54,361 --> 01:30:57,103 ♪ To make me feel stronger ♪ 1628 01:30:57,190 --> 01:30:59,541 ♪ When the days are rough and an hour feels much longer ♪ 1629 01:30:59,628 --> 01:31:01,934 They're playing my song! 1630 01:31:02,021 --> 01:31:05,808 ♪ Yeah When I got you ♪ 1631 01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:09,072 ♪ To make me feel better ♪ 1632 01:31:09,159 --> 01:31:13,946 ♪ When the nights are long they'll be easier together ♪ 1633 01:31:14,033 --> 01:31:17,123 -♪ Oh, when I got ♪ -♪ When I got you ♪ 1634 01:31:17,210 --> 01:31:20,039 ♪ You ♪ 1635 01:31:23,303 --> 01:31:26,132 -Whoo! -[both] Whoo! 1636 01:31:28,004 --> 01:31:30,006 Is that the sound of them clapping 1637 01:31:30,093 --> 01:31:32,095 -or my nervous system shutting down? -No. They're clapping. 1638 01:31:32,182 --> 01:31:34,053 Hello, Times Square! 1639 01:31:34,140 --> 01:31:37,753 [cheering] 1640 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,146 [laughing] 1641 01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:42,105 -Congratulations! -Ashley, thank you! 1642 01:31:42,192 --> 01:31:44,499 -DANNY: Great to be here, everybody. -♪♪ [rock] 1643 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:54,639 ♪ When everything is going wrong when things are just a little strange ♪ 1644 01:31:54,726 --> 01:31:59,296 ♪ It's been so long now you've forgotten how to smile ♪ 1645 01:32:01,603 --> 01:32:07,043 Oh. Who wants to meet my friend Mr. Dom Pérignon? 1646 01:32:07,130 --> 01:32:09,349 -That would be the '94? -Yeah! 1647 01:32:09,436 --> 01:32:12,831 -The '95! Yeah, baby! [laughing] -Yeah. That's okay. 1648 01:32:12,918 --> 01:32:16,356 JAKE: All right, guys. Champagne time! Everybody. 1649 01:32:16,443 --> 01:32:19,316 McFly on three. On three. Champagne time. 1650 01:32:19,403 --> 01:32:23,363 One--Help me out. One, two, three! 1651 01:32:23,450 --> 01:32:27,411 McFly! [groans] 1652 01:32:27,498 --> 01:32:29,282 [all shouting] 1653 01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:34,766 All right. Danny. Everybody. Get over here. Come on. 1654 01:32:34,853 --> 01:32:36,855 PHILLIPS: Come on. Come on. Let's go, baby. 1655 01:32:38,030 --> 01:32:40,250 Ashley. 1656 01:32:40,337 --> 01:32:43,906 -Come on. Let's go celebrate. -Hey. Um, not now. 1657 01:32:43,993 --> 01:32:45,734 What's wrong with you? You look miserable. 1658 01:32:45,821 --> 01:32:47,953 [chuckles] 1659 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:50,477 [sighs] Maggie, I think I've fallen for him. 1660 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,567 [shouts] 1661 01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:57,006 That's great. What's the matter with that? 1662 01:32:57,093 --> 01:33:02,794 I don't know. I mean, the feelings I have generally lead toward kissing. 1663 01:33:02,881 --> 01:33:05,449 So kiss him. Kiss him! 1664 01:33:05,536 --> 01:33:07,930 I can't. 1665 01:33:08,017 --> 01:33:10,236 Oh, Ash. 1666 01:33:10,323 --> 01:33:13,326 Please don't tell me you still believe in that stuff. 1667 01:33:13,413 --> 01:33:15,938 More than ever. 1668 01:33:16,025 --> 01:33:18,201 And I can't not kiss him. 1669 01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:24,424 -I gotta go. -What? Where are you going? 1670 01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:26,209 Grand Central. 1671 01:33:26,296 --> 01:33:29,691 I'm gonna visit my parents for a bit. 1672 01:33:29,778 --> 01:33:33,564 I have to sort things out. Give me a hug, you. 1673 01:33:33,651 --> 01:33:35,958 Have fun, okay? And be careful. 1674 01:33:36,045 --> 01:33:37,916 Okay. 1675 01:33:39,788 --> 01:33:42,704 -Bye. -♪ Stay with me ♪ 1676 01:33:42,791 --> 01:33:45,228 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1677 01:33:45,315 --> 01:33:47,622 Gather round. Gather round. 1678 01:33:49,232 --> 01:33:53,018 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1679 01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:55,717 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 1680 01:33:55,804 --> 01:33:58,067 [man on P.A., indistinct] 1681 01:34:02,506 --> 01:34:04,726 Of course. 1682 01:34:04,813 --> 01:34:07,467 JAKE: You waitin' for a train? 1683 01:34:07,554 --> 01:34:10,819 I'm just saying if you are, you might as well give up now. 1684 01:34:10,906 --> 01:34:13,952 -Jake, please. -With your luck, 1685 01:34:14,039 --> 01:34:16,128 there's gonna be an announcement that due to some freak switching accident all trains have been canceled. 1686 01:34:16,215 --> 01:34:18,696 And then you're gonna go outside and wait for the bus, 1687 01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:22,265 at which point the acid rain will commence--perhaps even acid hail. [chuckles] 1688 01:34:22,352 --> 01:34:25,747 Listen, Jake. I can't see you. Okay? It's for your own good. 1689 01:34:25,834 --> 01:34:27,966 Luck changes, Ashley. 1690 01:34:28,053 --> 01:34:30,273 You know? 1691 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:34,320 You know, I-- I kissed this amazing girl at this masquerade party. 1692 01:34:34,407 --> 01:34:37,628 No. Listen. I swear I'm not crazy, okay? Our luck did get switched. 1693 01:34:37,715 --> 01:34:41,763 And it still is. Here. I dare you not to win. 1694 01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:45,157 So you think meeting me was unlucky? 1695 01:34:45,244 --> 01:34:48,987 No. God, I'm lucky to have met you. 1696 01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:51,381 Okay? But you deserve my luck. 1697 01:34:51,468 --> 01:34:55,167 -You put it to better use than I ever did. -Well, I don't want it anymore. 1698 01:34:55,254 --> 01:34:57,604 -Are you crazy? -I want you to have it. 1699 01:34:57,692 --> 01:35:00,825 -No. Go away. -It's been great, 1700 01:35:00,912 --> 01:35:02,697 but I'll be fine without it. 1701 01:35:05,482 --> 01:35:07,789 How do you know that? 1702 01:35:07,876 --> 01:35:10,530 Because I'll have you in my life. 1703 01:35:10,617 --> 01:35:14,621 A few bumps and bruises along the way are a small price to pay. 1704 01:35:28,548 --> 01:35:30,420 Tag. You're it. 1705 01:35:32,683 --> 01:35:35,599 [chuckles] 1706 01:35:35,686 --> 01:35:39,037 Oh, no. You're not gettin' away with it that easy. 1707 01:35:42,606 --> 01:35:45,087 -Oh, yeah? -Not a chance. 1708 01:35:48,612 --> 01:35:51,136 So now who? 1709 01:35:51,223 --> 01:35:53,051 [mumbles] Who cares? 1710 01:35:56,663 --> 01:35:59,057 Ew! Gross! 1711 01:35:59,144 --> 01:36:01,973 KATY: You leave a kid sitting in a limo so you can make out? 1712 01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:04,846 You take me from a perfectly good party with really cute rock stars, 1713 01:36:04,933 --> 01:36:06,935 I pop a shoelace, swallow my gum, 1714 01:36:07,022 --> 01:36:11,026 and now I'm stuck here watching you two play tonsil hockey. 1715 01:36:11,113 --> 01:36:13,376 -Good grief! -Katy. 1716 01:36:15,726 --> 01:36:17,772 I am so glad you're here. 1717 01:36:19,556 --> 01:36:22,254 Why are you guys looking at me like this? 1718 01:36:22,341 --> 01:36:25,431 -Hold still. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! -[groaning] 1719 01:36:25,518 --> 01:36:28,739 [groans] Oh, I've been slimed! 1720 01:36:28,826 --> 01:36:31,611 -Try this. You'll like it. -It's fun. 1721 01:36:31,698 --> 01:36:33,613 Cool. 1722 01:36:37,008 --> 01:36:39,881 -So, where were we just, like-- -[chuckles] 1723 01:36:39,968 --> 01:36:41,578 -Ow. -Ow. 1724 01:36:41,665 --> 01:36:44,799 KATY: Twenty-five bucks? No freakin' way. I'm rich! 1725 01:36:44,886 --> 01:36:47,105 Oh, yeah! I'm rich! 1726 01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:50,326 I'm taking the limo, okay? This I gotta show Grams. 1727 01:36:50,413 --> 01:36:53,155 I definitely hit the jackpot. 1728 01:36:53,242 --> 01:36:56,462 -KATY: Hey, Bernie! -Thank you. 1729 01:36:58,290 --> 01:37:00,249 She deserves it. 1730 01:37:00,336 --> 01:37:02,599 -Pizza? -You're on. 1731 01:37:05,036 --> 01:37:07,691 JAKE: So, you think you can adjust to life without luck? 1732 01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:10,259 -ASHLEY: Right now I've never felt luckier. -Me too. 1733 01:37:10,346 --> 01:37:13,305 -Do you believe in karma? -Karma? Ash, you kidding me? 1734 01:37:13,392 --> 01:37:16,743 ASHLEY: One time I helped an old lady across the street. Next day, I found a hundred-dollar bill. 1735 01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:18,397 -Ash, that's luck. -Karma. 1736 01:37:18,484 --> 01:37:20,051 -It's luck. -Karma, karma, karma. 1737 01:37:20,138 --> 01:37:21,487 -Luck, luck, luck, luck. -It's karma. 1738 01:37:21,574 --> 01:37:22,924 -It's luck. -Get the door. 1739 01:37:23,011 --> 01:37:26,971 Why, thank you. [chuckles] 1740 01:37:27,058 --> 01:37:29,365 Hey. [chuckles] Quarter. 1741 01:37:29,452 --> 01:37:31,367 Hmm. Seems we still have our luck. 1742 01:37:31,454 --> 01:37:33,804 -Who cares? -Absolutely. 1743 01:37:36,676 --> 01:37:39,244 MAN: Hey! Shut the valve! The pipe is broken. 1744 01:37:39,331 --> 01:37:42,421 ♪ I just want to know what you're thinkin' ♪ 1745 01:37:42,508 --> 01:37:45,337 ♪ I got a mission ♪ 1746 01:37:45,424 --> 01:37:47,557 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 1747 01:37:47,644 --> 01:37:50,952 ♪ And I just want to know if you're feelin' ♪ 1748 01:37:51,039 --> 01:37:53,737 ♪ Better than dreamin' ♪ 1749 01:37:53,824 --> 01:37:56,305 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 1750 01:37:56,392 --> 01:37:58,307 ♪ Now you're in front of me ♪ 1751 01:37:58,394 --> 01:38:00,700 ♪ Suddenly it's clear to see ♪ 1752 01:38:00,787 --> 01:38:04,704 ♪ It was you really you all along ♪ 1753 01:38:04,791 --> 01:38:06,968 ♪ Blue skies and rainy days ♪ 1754 01:38:07,055 --> 01:38:09,100 ♪ Either way it feels okay ♪ 1755 01:38:09,187 --> 01:38:13,061 ♪ 'Cause startin' now we're gonna share it all ♪ 1756 01:38:13,148 --> 01:38:15,977 ♪ I just want to know what you're thinkin' ♪ 1757 01:38:16,064 --> 01:38:19,023 ♪ I got a mission ♪ 1758 01:38:19,110 --> 01:38:21,112 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 1759 01:38:21,199 --> 01:38:24,289 ♪ And I just want to know if you're feelin' ♪ 1760 01:38:24,376 --> 01:38:27,205 ♪ Better than dreamin' ♪ 1761 01:38:27,292 --> 01:38:29,599 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 1762 01:38:33,995 --> 01:38:38,129 ♪ About a kiss about a kiss it's all about a kiss ♪ 1763 01:38:38,216 --> 01:38:42,829 ♪ About a kiss about a kiss it's all about a kiss ♪ 1764 01:38:44,048 --> 01:38:45,920 ♪ A kiss ♪ 1765 01:38:48,792 --> 01:38:50,881 ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ 1766 01:38:52,187 --> 01:38:54,189 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 1767 01:38:57,192 --> 01:39:01,674 - ♪ It's all about a kiss ♪ -[chuckles] 1768 01:39:01,761 --> 01:39:04,286 ♪♪ [rock] 1769 01:39:08,681 --> 01:39:10,596 ♪ When everything is going wrong ♪ 1770 01:39:10,683 --> 01:39:13,512 ♪ When things are just a little strange ♪ 1771 01:39:13,599 --> 01:39:18,343 ♪ It's been so long now you've forgotten how to smile ♪ 1772 01:39:20,693 --> 01:39:22,782 ♪ And overhead the skies are clear ♪ 1773 01:39:22,869 --> 01:39:25,829 ♪ But it still seems to rain on you ♪ 1774 01:39:25,916 --> 01:39:30,181 ♪ And your only friends all have better things to do ♪ 1775 01:39:31,530 --> 01:39:34,794 ♪ When you're down and lost ♪ 1776 01:39:34,881 --> 01:39:37,754 ♪ And you need a helping hand ♪ 1777 01:39:37,841 --> 01:39:42,759 ♪ When you're down and lost along the way ♪ 1778 01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:44,630 ♪ Oh, just tell yourself ♪ 1779 01:39:44,717 --> 01:39:46,763 ♪ I ♪ 1780 01:39:46,850 --> 01:39:48,895 ♪ I'll be okay ♪ 1781 01:39:51,246 --> 01:39:54,162 -♪ You're not alone ♪ -♪ You're not alone ♪ 1782 01:39:54,249 --> 01:39:57,078 -♪ You're not alone ♪ -♪ You're not alone ♪ 1783 01:39:57,165 --> 01:40:02,431 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1784 01:40:04,389 --> 01:40:07,523 ♪ Try a little harder ♪ 1785 01:40:07,610 --> 01:40:11,353 ♪ Try your best to make it through the day ♪ 1786 01:40:11,440 --> 01:40:13,355 ♪ Oh, just tell yourself ♪ 1787 01:40:13,442 --> 01:40:15,748 ♪ I ♪ 1788 01:40:15,835 --> 01:40:18,621 ♪ I'll be okay ♪ 1789 01:40:19,839 --> 01:40:21,928 ♪ I ♪ 1790 01:40:22,016 --> 01:40:24,801 ♪ I'll be okay ♪ 1791 01:40:25,932 --> 01:40:30,111 ♪ I ♪ 1792 01:40:30,198 --> 01:40:35,203 ♪ I'll be okay ♪ 1793 01:40:38,467 --> 01:40:41,209 -♪♪ [acoustic rock] -♪ It's all about you ♪ 1794 01:40:41,296 --> 01:40:45,865 -♪ It's all about you ♪ -♪ It's all about you ♪ 1795 01:40:45,952 --> 01:40:48,825 ♪ Yesterday you asked me something ♪ 1796 01:40:48,912 --> 01:40:52,220 ♪ I thought you knew ♪ 1797 01:40:52,307 --> 01:40:55,353 ♪ Said you make my life worthwhile ♪ 1798 01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:59,923 ♪ It's all about you ♪ 1799 01:41:00,010 --> 01:41:04,493 ♪ And I would answer all your wishes ♪ 1800 01:41:04,580 --> 01:41:07,191 ♪ If you ask me to ♪ 1801 01:41:07,278 --> 01:41:11,587 ♪ But if you deny me one of your kisses ♪ 1802 01:41:11,674 --> 01:41:15,373 ♪ Don't know what I'd do ♪ 1803 01:41:15,460 --> 01:41:18,115 ♪ So hold me close and say three words ♪ 1804 01:41:18,202 --> 01:41:21,901 ♪ Like you used to do ♪ 1805 01:41:21,988 --> 01:41:24,991 ♪ Dancing on the kitchen tiles ♪ 1806 01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:27,559 ♪ It's all about you ♪ 1807 01:41:27,646 --> 01:41:29,779 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1808 01:41:29,866 --> 01:41:33,870 ♪ And I would answer all your wishes ♪ 1809 01:41:33,957 --> 01:41:36,742 ♪ If you asked me to ♪ 1810 01:41:36,829 --> 01:41:41,312 ♪ But if you deny me one of your kisses ♪ 1811 01:41:41,399 --> 01:41:44,185 ♪ Don't know what I'd do ♪ 1812 01:41:44,272 --> 01:41:47,536 ♪ So hold me close and say three words ♪ 1813 01:41:47,623 --> 01:41:51,366 ♪ Like you used to do ♪ 1814 01:41:51,453 --> 01:41:55,065 ♪ Dancing on the kitchen tiles ♪ 1815 01:41:55,152 --> 01:41:58,721 ♪ Yes, you make my life worthwhile ♪ 1816 01:41:58,808 --> 01:42:03,378 ♪ So I told you with a smile ♪ 1817 01:42:04,814 --> 01:42:06,990 ♪ It's all about you ♪ 1818 01:42:07,077 --> 01:42:10,080 -♪ It's all about you ♪ -♪ It's all about you ♪ 1819 01:42:10,167 --> 01:42:13,736 ♪ It's all about you, baby ♪ 1820 01:42:13,823 --> 01:42:17,609 -♪ It's all about you ♪ -♪ It's all about you ♪ 1821 01:42:17,696 --> 01:42:21,352 ♪ It's all about you ♪ 1822 01:42:21,439 --> 01:42:24,442 ♪ It's all about ♪ 1823 01:42:24,529 --> 01:42:29,621 ♪ You ♪